June 6, 2013 8:39 am -

thomas_dolby-aliens_ate_my_buick(4)Historically, extraterrestrials have been more interested in kidnapping humans as opposed to appropriating comparatively primitive technology, so maybe they just wanted a cool set of wheels:

The Tuscarawas County Sheriff’s Office responded to a call early Tuesday morning from an Ohio man who claimed that aliens had stolen his car.

Deputy Rick Morrison told the Times Reporter that the 28-year-old man contacted the sheriff’s office at 1:36 a.m. saying that he had experienced car trouble shortly after “subjects not of this world” ordered him to drive to an abandon field.

Upon arriving at the destination, the man said, the aliens informed him the field would reveal itself to be an airport where extraterrestrials would pick him up.

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.