August 7, 2013 10:37 pm -

Your entrepreneurial tip o’the day; it is generally not a good idea to list your occupation on your business card as “Gang Bang Organizer“.

Scott Pollock got busted, after a manager at the Quality Inn near the Mall of America found the business card for “Scott, Gang Bang Organizer” of “Scotty GB Parties” in his parking lot.

The manager plugged in the group email listed on the card, and saw that his motel’s address, with a room number, was listed for that night, along with information about the woman involved — “Wendy” — and a suggested $20 donation for participants. The manager called the police to kick the gang-bangers out.

When they got there, just before 4 a.m., the officers walked into a full-on gang bang.

For those who absolutely, positively cannot live without a little TMI:

After handing over a $20 “donation,” the undercover cops asked if they could “tag team her and do her at the same time.” Pollock said they could do anything to “Wendy” that she was comfortable with though, he warned, “her sucker is a little tired.”

The police report states that officers went into the room to discover “Wendy” having sex with a man while she “fondled” another man’s penis. “Next to the woman on the bed was an ice bucket, about half full of condoms. There was also a garbage can next to that, filled with a number of used condoms,” the report said.

The room’s crowning jewel may have been the hand counter displaying the number 31.

“The Defendant indicated that it was to count how many men the woman had sex with as she wanted to have sex with 45 guys [in one evening]” for her 45th birthday, according to the report.

Before his arrest, Pollock was apparently promoting his business on Twitter, Gawker reports.

The now apparently de-activated account included tweets like, “Gang Bang party in south metro mpls. Contact me if your (sic) A very hot 42 year old lady.”

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.