Man Who Had Sex With Pool Raft Did Same With Pumpkin
Edwin Charles Tobergta has unusual tastes in sex partners.
Tobgerta’s sentencing this week to 11 months in jail for his romp with a pool raft included a brief history of Tobgerta’s previous relationships. Apparently, in 2002, he had sex with a pumpkin that was part of a Halloween display. The presiding judge called Togberta’s sexual exploits “lewd,” and “something society’s not going to tolerate.” Society has already tolerated Togberta getting caught having sex with a pool raft five previous times however.
Apparently, it all started with his love of pumpkins. It’s a gateway gourd.
It’s fine to love who you love, but not what you love. Pool rafts and pumpkins can’t consent. And isn’t it a mistake to dress him in orange?
