Tila Tequila Reinvents Herself As The Nazi ‘Hitila’
Two years after converting to Judaism, the attention-seeking desperado has come up with something that should give her another 15 seconds of fame.
Last year was a time of rebirth for Tila Tequila: the sometimes model, quasi-actress, reality television starlet, itinerant rapper and Internet phenom announced that she would be capping off a tumultuous couple of years—which included an alleged engagement to heiress Casey Johnson, Johnson’s death of high blood sugar, and the obligatory grieving period porn tape—by becoming Jewish. “I feel Orthodox is a little hardcore for me at this stage,” Tequila said, but added that she couldn’t wait to officially be Jewish, as “Jewish people have such a beautiful way about them.”
That was so last year.
This morning, on her Facebook page, Tequila revealed the next step in her spiritual growth. It involved photoshopping a picture of herself in a skimpy bikini, swastika on arm and SS cap on head, standing in the splendid sunlight by the entrance to Auschwitz.
Referring to herself as Hitila—a portmanteau of her name and that of a certain historical leader who was not too keen on the Jews—Tequila was happy to preach her new gospel. In a post entitled “Why I Sympathize with Hitler Part 1: True History Unveiled,” Tequila confessed to feeling broken-hearted over the grossly unfair way history had judged her favorite Fuhrer.