December 11, 2013 11:07 pm -

Michael Ciccarelli, a history teacher at King City High School in California, broke into a student’s home and broke his nose. It turns out the 15-year-old was having sex with a relative of Ciccarelli’s.

According to police, Ciccareli noticed that both teens were absent from a wrestling practice on Nov. 21. He then made his way over to the boy’s house, where he somehow got inside before literally ripping the kid’s bedroom door off of its hinges. There, he found the boy and girl, who are dating, screwing each other — as high school kids do! — and pulled the boy out of bed and assaulted him viciously.

According to a sheriff’s office release, Ciccareli “punched John Doe with a closed fist several times in the face, and at one point kicked him in the face while he was on the ground.” The boy suffered a broken nose, and either a bruised or inflated ego depending on his temperament.