January 2, 2014 8:40 pm -

It’s not clear what dish goes well with a nozzle of gasoline, but a British man liked his straight.

Brian Taylor, 45, repeatedly crept onto forecourts and slashed the pipes so he could get high off his fill of toxic chemicals.

He was first slapped with an anti-social behavior order (ASBO) back in 2005 and banned from suckling the pumps in his northeast hometown of Redcar.

After staying away for almost a decade, he returned to his old habit on Dec. 30.

Cops caught him gulping from two separate pumps.

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.