January 15, 2014 1:31 pm -

Thank goodness we have Victoria Jackson to stop us from the red menace. She’s taken to Facebook to “ask” people if she should run for office.

Should I run for “Alderman” in my town? I wanna make a difference. I want to help educate my fellow Americans on Common Core, Agenda 21, the Muslim Brotherhood, and the urgency of getting involved in the political process, putting integrity back into office and halting the encroaching communism. I just hate the campaigning part…the begging for money, the signs, the hand-shaking, etc. Got any thoughts?

Thankfully, Wonkette is willing to help.

We’re just delighted at the prospect of Victoria Jackson on a city council, saving the place from UN-sponsored bike paths and making sure the town celebrates White History Month, not to mention her important work in stopping communism and sharia law, both of which are about to simultaneously take over U.S. America.

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.