January 24, 2014 10:16 am -

Let’s face it, there is no shaming that bad boy, Teddy “The Nuge” Nugent, the “Motor City Madman”,  proud draft-dodging gun nut, NRA spokesman, and Grand Champeen Obama hater.  He thrives on badboyism.  It has made him what he is today.  One look at him tells me he ain’t gonna listen to no mamas, so why waste my time?

But it’s okay if I make fun of him, right?  Because that’s what mamas do when the kids go off the deep end and think they’re too cool for school.  Usually the kids in question are still what we might consider kids and have a chance to outgrow it but, as in Teddy’s case, mavericks do cut loose and stay loose.  Sometimes they get lost in their own kid persona and never grow up. It’s sort of sad, watching them, but they never stop thinking they’re pretty damned cute, so what’s the harm?

So here’s what that bad Teddy has done this time.  In his agony over not actually having the power after all to unseat/destroy the sitting president, Barack Hussein Obama, and all the stray Democrats (a power he, sadly, truly believed he had–see first sentence below), he’s gone back to his old Devil’s Thesaurus to find just the right words to settle this thing once and for all.  At the 2014 Shooting, Hunting and Outdoor Trade Show (SHOT) last week, he took a moment to tell a reporter for what he thought of Barack Obama. That Obama is one bad dude. He is, in fact, according to Teddy, a “sub-human mongrel.”

Here’s Teddy:

I have obviously failed to galvanize and prod, if not shame enough Americans to be ever vigilant not to let a Chicago communist, raised communist, educated communist, nurtured subhuman mongrel like the ACORN community organizer gangster Barack Hussein Obama to weasel his way into the top office of authority in the United States of America. I am heartbroken but I am not giving up. I think America will be America again when Barack Obama, [Attorney General] Eric Holder, Hillary Clinton, [Sen.] Dick Durbin, [former New York City Mayor] Michael Bloomberg and all of the liberal Democrats are in jail facing the just due punishment that their treasonous acts are clearly apparent.

So a lot of people would call that inflammatory speech. Well I would call it inflammatory speech when it’s your job to protect Americans and you look into the television camera and say what difference does it make that I failed in my job to provide security and we have four dead Americans. What difference does that make? Not to a chimpanzee or Hillary Clinton, I guess it doesn’t matter.

I don’t know how Hillary got in there.  I would think it’s because she could be a contender–a Democratic contender–in 2016, and that would be bad for his guys. But he’s a Hillary-hater from way back.  At a 2007 concert he told Hillary to ride his machine gun and called her a worthless bitch.  (He had some choice words for Barbara Boxer and Diane Feinstein at that same concert, but you’ll understand if I pass on posting them here. )

So.  Two things happened that gave Teddy the idea that he might be more than an old rock star–that he might actually have a future in galvanizing Americans to jump into rabbit holes and view the world in a topsy-turvy setting having nothing to do with reality:  The NRA gave him a position on their board, and Texas Tea Party congressman Steve Stockman got him a seat at last year’s State of the Union address.

That last gig thrilled Teddy no end:

He had a good career going there for a while as a singer.  (“Cat Scratch Fever”)  He could carry a tune and everything. (“Cat Scratch Fever”)  But it could be that the crowds stopped coming (just guessing) and if he wanted to stay in the spotlight he had to find a new gig.

But what’s a Medicare-eligible guy to do when he has his big ‘ol patriot heart set on saving the country from assorted Muslims and Communists and uppity wimmin but his only talents lean more toward screaming and cussing and prevaricating while making goofy faces and toting big-ass guns?

Beats me.  I’m just glad he’s not my kid.

Ramona Grigg