Bristol Palin Wants You To Know That She And Sarah Palin Are Better Moms Than Wendy Davis
Wonderful mom Bristol Palin wants you to know that horrible person Wendy Davis, a Democratic State Senator from Texas, is nowhere near as good a mother as she and her mother are. Also, Bristol wants Wendy to know that you can have both a job and kids. Good thing Bristol tells her this in a open letter, or Wendy wouldn’t know that valuable piece of information.
Turns out, she lied about much of her “pulling herself up by her own bootstraps” story. Actually, she found a man to marry her, pay her way through college, and then through Harvard Law School. The day after he paid the last bill, she left him. By the way, she left her kids too. She said, “it’s not a good time for me right now” to be a parent…
Gosh, children are sooo inconvenient, huh? I’m glad my mother didn’t put motherhood on the shelf when she was elected to City Council, then became our mayor, then Governor. Oh sorry – I mentioned my mother… Have you liberals gone into a tail spin of hate already? Did I lose you?
I know you would rather think about Wendy Davis, so let’s get back to her. She’s more your type of woman. She left her kid, husband, made it into a false “made-for-tv-movie-type-tale” and then demanded that Texans have the right to kill babies. That’s the woman you libs can really get behind!
This, says Bristol Palin, “proves feminism is a farce.” As Rebecca Schoenkopf at Wonkette writes:
You know what your mother had, just like Wendy Davis did? A husband who took primary responsibility for the childraising during the times she needed to focus on her career. And you know what that is, Bristol? That’s great…
Yes, if only Bristol had a husband to help her, instead of only earning hundreds of thousands of dollars from her dumb reality shows, she would totally go to college and or Harvard. You know how Wendy Davis got around that problem? By waitressing four nights a week while taking classes and raising her child as a single mother, until she married. At which time she became a gold digger, obviously. Oh Bristol, you are delightful.
And how old were the “kids” Wendy Davis left? 17 and 23. Wasn’t Bristol already a mom herself by then?