February 6, 2014 5:55 pm -

As police arrived to break up a party in upstate New York, one fraternity member decided to relieve himself out the window.

Responding to a disturbance call, Albany Police Department officers arrived at the ramshackle Hudson Avenue property early Sunday morning and “observed several people inside and outside of the residence consuming alcohol and causing a loud commotion,” police reported.

The property is home to Pi Kappa Phi, an outlaw fraternity that is not recognized by the University at Albany due to its history of hazing.

As officers sought to “quell the disturbance,” Noah McCall, 19, “urinated off the rear staircase directly onto a uniformed police officer,” police noted. McCall’s urine fell “onto the head and face” of a cop, who subsequently received treatment at a local hospital for “bodily fluid exposure,” according to an arrest report.

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.