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February 7, 2014 9:51 am - NewsBehavingBadly.com

article-creditcard-0206I’m disappointed. Not one offer – not a single “You have been pre-approved for our Gold Card” invitation – has yet been mailed to “Dave Is A Commie Pinko Socialist Gonzo.” It’s just not fair:

A credit card offer sent by Bank of America is creating quite a stir after it was addressed to a “Lisa Is a Slut McIntire.”

A shocked Lisa McIntire, for whom it was intended, took to Twitter to showcase photos of her letter which allegedly carried a footnote of, “Prestige without the price.”

“I don’t know what is going on, but having my mom receive mail addressed to ‘Lisa Is A Slut McIntire’ is wildly not acceptable,” she tweeted on Thursday.

The freelance California writer immediately looped in Bank of America and the Golden Key International Honour Society which appeared to be partnering with the bank on the offer.

McIntire wrote that a Golden Key executive went through her entire account and determined that the name change took place between 2004 and 2008.

“So it’s possible that I’ve been sluttin’ it up in a honor society’s database for almost 10 years,” McIntire wrote. “They haven’t been able to pinpoint how ‘Is A Slut’ became my middle name, but they’re still investigating.”

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.