February 15, 2014 3:45 am -

flasher15n-1-webYes, things are a little different in the progressive hipster paradise of the American Northwest. Including a flasher who’s keeping his pants on – but not where they’re supposed to be:

A serial flasher is terrorizing the northeast corner of Portland, Ore., exposing himself to at least eight different people — men, women and children — in a span of about a month.

Police in the the Pacific Northwest city are on high alert for the predator, described as a white man between 20 and 40 years old.

On Thursday, the 5-feet 9-inches to 6-feet tall perv exposed himself to a child at Northeast 30th Ave. and Mason St. before running off. The afternoon incident wasn’t reported for half an hour after it happened and cops couldn’t find the deviant.

The degenerate has a medium to heavy build of 170 to 185 pounds, dark brown hair and a clean shaven or sometimes scruffy face. He wears a white T-shirt, dark-colored underwear and dirty old running shoes.

A sketch shows the man covering the bottom half of his face with either a scarf or bandanna. In one incident, he used his boxer shorts to cover his face.

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.