February 17, 2014 9:16 pm -

But Barbara Walters told us anyway.

The outgoing View host and co-creator revealed her sex toy ownership during a segment on senior life. Co-host Jenny McCarthy asked Walters if she has “more self-confidence and more self-love” even at 84 years of age.

“Self-love?” Walters asked with smirk, innuendo in full supply as the audience laughed.

“Barbara, are you talking about that vibrator of yours again?” Whoopi Goldberg interjected. “I can’t handle it.”

“You know what it’s called?” Walters asked. “A selfie.”

Thanks for that.

“The name of Barbara’s vibrator is ‘Selfie,’” Goldberg officially declared for the audience.

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.