February 21, 2014 5:00 am -

figure21n-6-webIt’s adorable! It’s funny! And it makes a great gift!

Meet the world’s first inaction figure.

A Florida artist, using a 3-D printer, created a tiny figurine of New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie bringing traffic to a grinding halt at the George Washington Bridge.

The embattled Jersey politician sports a traffic cone for a cap, holds a stop sign with the words “Traffic Study” and dons an orange construction vest over his suit.

The individually produced figures from artist Fernando Sosa are available for $37.87 each through

The 4 1/2-inch tall figure hardly does justice to the gargantuan governor — but Sosa has an explanation for that.

“This was modeled to scale just like the shutdown of the bridge was a `traffic study,'” he said.

Oh, snap!

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.