February 22, 2014 4:22 pm -

The group Madison Rising bills itself as “America’s Most Patriotic Rock Band.” They performed at NASCAR’s Nationwide Series race at Daytona to the perplexed looks of onlookers.

Wisconsin’s state capital is filing for defamation of character as we speak. Look at the soldiers in uniform, barely holding back their rage. Look at Madison Rising’s lead singer, LITERALLY HIDING BEHIND THE AMERICAN FLAG. Look at the NASCAR drivers’ collective “WTF.” Daytona is just up the road from Cape Canaveral; somebody put these guys in a Delta IV rocket and get them off this planet.

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.