Woman Calls 911 For Sex: ‘I Haven’t Been Penetrated In Years’
This can still be an emergency, no?
Police say the initial 911 call happened just after 6 p.m., when Maria Montenez-Colon complained that she wanted her Corvette back.
When the officer arrived at the Almar Drive home, he said Montenez-Colon was very drunk.
The 58-year-old immediately told the officer he was sexy and asked if he was married, according to the incident report. Then she started over-sharing.
Montenez-Colon allegedly told the officer, “I haven’t been penetrated in years,” and “I am so horny.”
The officer tried to steer the conversation back to the topic of the call, asking what he could do for her.
Montenez-Colon’s response was “You can [expletive] me,” according to the report.
But the woman called 911 again, saying the officer had “pissed her off.”
The original officer arrived, along with a second officer.
Montenez-Colon reportedly complained about the original visit to the second officer, saying, “He was a perfect gentleman, but when I asked him to [expletive] me, he turned me down so that made me angry.”