March 4, 2014 5:44 pm -

Drinkers each have a unique way of getting rid of the buzz.

61-year-old Michael Moore was stopped by cops after midnight last month for speeding 18 miles over the limit on U.S. 1 through Stuart, Florida—where, admittedly, if you don’t like to fish, there’s not much to do besides drinking.

Via Will Greenlee:

He told one officer he was coming from home and had “a couple” of drinks. He said he was en route to a bar for “a few” more.

Moore told another officer he got in an argument with his wife and left for a drive.

“He also told me that his wife told him that he (had) been drinking too much so he decided to go out and ‘drive it off,'” an arrest affidavit states.


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