March 5, 2014 12:31 am -

Michael and Sarah Butcher were first arrested for illegal parking.

Cops later found crystal meth in their car’s glove compartment, along with a syringe and a burnt spoon, according to the arrest report.

After the pair was taken to jail –- where they repeatedly claimed to be brother and sister –- the police received a call that three children were found walking in the woods, “very dirty, hungry, and cold,” according to a police report.

They told police their parents were named Michael and Sarah.

The children -– ages 10, 8, and 6 –- had walked nearly two miles before they were found, police said.

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