Apparently, To Be A ‘Guest Of Honor’ At A Gun Show, You First Kill An Unarmed Black Kid
The small turnout for George Zimmerman’s appearance at a Florida gun show was in spite of his being a “guest of honor.”
“He seemed nervous and actually a little scared to be there. He also appeared emotional, like he was really thankful and touched that people would come out to see him,” said a woman who only wanted to be identified as Melissa. “It was pretty weird to meet him in person — and wow, he has gained a lot of weight!”
Samantha Scheibe joined Zimmerman, 30, at the event.
“Come on out and meet George Z! He’s here a few more hours. And no matter what you read, there are no protestors, lunatics or other varieties of ass clowns,” the store wrote on Facebook. “And don’t forget we have free burgers and dogs!”
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.