March 17, 2014 11:13 pm -

First, the woman drove her car into a church; then, when her husband came to see if she was okay, she stabbed him, because God told her to.

Stephanie Hamman crashed through the Church Hill, Tenn. church at around 10 p.m., then called her husband, Stephen, for help. He found her lying in front of the altar with a large kitchen knife, which she planted in his chest.

Stephen Hamman made it home, removed the knife, and called police for help.

Officers caught up with his wife at a hospital, where she told them she had decided to live her life for God, who told her to stop smoking marijuana all day and night. According to God, she said, weed is only for relaxing in the evenings…

As for why she stabbed her husband, she said she knifed him for “worshipping the NASCAR race at Bristol.”

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.