April 3, 2014 8:10 am -

Florida man didn’t want to go to work, so of course he staged a burglary in his home (via FreakOutNation)

31-year-old Dwayne Yeager really didn’t want to go to work on Monday so naturally to avoid going, the Florida man staged a burglary, then called the police just after 7:00 a.m. to report it. Yeager said he was gone from home only 45 minutes before…

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