May 16, 2014 12:18 am -

A couple was busted having sex next to a bank ATM machine as a cheering crowd gathered.

Naked but for their socks, the couple’s copulation quickly went viral as passersby posted photos and videos to Twitter. Although the windows apparently began to steam up, voyeurs were still able to take extremely explicit selfies with the naked duo in the background.

Unfortunately the cops came before the couple did, but the Sun reports they got off with just a warning and a very public walk of shame.

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

No responses to If You’re Having Sex By An ATM Machine, There’s Likely A Video Of It

  1. fahvel May 16th, 2014 at 2:52 am

    shame for what??????

    • Metropolitan May 16th, 2014 at 5:25 pm

      Referring to an “ATM Machine” is as redundant as having to use a ‘PIN Number” to access it. It’s simply an ATM (Automated Teller Machine).

  2. Anomaly 100 May 16th, 2014 at 6:57 am

    “Unfortunately the cops came before the couple did.”


    • mea_mark May 16th, 2014 at 9:12 am

      “but the Sun reports they got off … “

      • Anomaly 100 May 16th, 2014 at 9:22 am

        ‘Sources say’ it was an anticlimactic moment.

  3. RogueChocolate May 16th, 2014 at 7:28 am

    Just a warning….guess this didn’t happen in the US, or else they’d be beaten, tased, and possibly killed by the cops

  4. John Tarter May 16th, 2014 at 9:08 am

    Alan, is that you?

  5. William May 16th, 2014 at 9:37 am

    Guess what else can happen? If you’re a rookie cop with a good heart and you run across a poor soul with a bench warrant because he forgot to pay a fine…AND you have to arrest him….BUT you don’t want him to languish in jail…..SO…you take him to an ATM machine on the way to jail…take his cuffs off and let him withdraw his bail/fine money…SO he can bail himself out… WELL.
    The very next morning the Chief will call you in and read you Garrity (the cop version of Miranda), and ask if you are on the take. The few minutes you spend rounding up the poor soul and getting yourself cleared are among the scariest moments of your career.