May 27, 2014 10:54 am -

Kanye West gave an angry wedding speech about how he’s fighting the world and all the important people who can change the world were in the room. He must be very happy to be married to an industry.

At one point during his remarks, West, 36, mentioned “public warfare,” and then talked about the perks and pitfalls of celebrity. “They feel like it’s okay to put you on the tabloid covers to sell your image, to use you in an SNL spoof,” he said, per the observer. “We don’t negotiate. We’re not like that. We’re not stupid.” A little while later, he added, “The Kardashians are an industry!”

He also spoke about his and Kim’s inner circle, saying, “We are warriors! There is not one person at this table that has not had to defend us at some point or another.” Then, referring to a specific group of guests at the wedding, he added, “At this table…the combination of powers…can make the world a better place.” He called them “the most remarkable people of our time,” the onlooker says of the rapper.

West praised his bride, too, of course. Calling his new wife, 33, the “ideal celebrity…the ideal art,” he mentioned “spending every single day of [his] life with Kim.”

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

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  1. Wells May 27th, 2014 at 4:41 pm

    MEANWHILE… like a screeching harpy from the sulfurous depths of Hell, Kim Kardashian has sensed our happiness and seeks to destroy it, destroy it, DESTROY IT! According to the Daily Mail, Kardashian is “cutting deals left and right” to “minimize expenditure and maximize profits for herself and the rest of the family” when she gets married to Kanye West! By auctioning off everything from video rights to wedding photos, Kim stands to make $21 million from the wedding—in other words, $3 million more than she made from her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries! And that is why Kardashians get married.

  2. Jaz May 27th, 2014 at 7:17 pm

    Oh Dear… I think I just threw up a little.