June 1, 2014 9:30 am -

Too Funny: Ted Cruz Wins Presidential Straw Poll At GOP Summit (via FreakOutNation)

Texas Sen. Ted ‘I shut down governments’ Cruz has won the latest 2016 presidential straw poll at a conservative summit in Louisiana. This is a gift for Democrats. I’m only surprised that his father, Rafael, who fought for Fidel Castor, didn’…

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  1. Obewon June 1st, 2014 at 9:53 am

    Cruz at 30% won the latest 2016 presidential straw poll at Republican Leadership Conference, a ‘New Lo’ for Louisiana. ‘We’ve got to stop being the stupid party’-Bobby Jindal January, 2013 wincing at Cruz, Carson, Perry, Randal Paul & Huckabee. Apparently only Jeb Bush was bright enough to ditch these clowns.

  2. MR. RIGHT June 1st, 2014 at 11:46 am

    Wasn’t Princess on the ballot?

  3. fahvel June 1st, 2014 at 12:17 pm

    if he took a cruise and the boat went down would there no longer be a cruz? I elected myself president of my own house. And got my whole vote, 100% – take that teddyboy.

  4. BanditBasheert June 1st, 2014 at 1:08 pm

    Was HalfWit Half Term QuitterPalin on the ballot?
    Don’t the candidates “pay people” to vote for them in a straw ballot?
    How lame.

    • foxnewslieseveryday June 1st, 2014 at 2:29 pm

      What would we call a Palin/Nugent ticket?

      • Budda June 1st, 2014 at 3:07 pm

        A Democratic landslide.

        • foxnewslieseveryday June 1st, 2014 at 3:34 pm

          The Quitter and the Sh!tter.

  5. Shades June 1st, 2014 at 3:54 pm

    Michele Bachmann won one of these in Iowa a few years ago. Look how well that went for her.

  6. Shootist June 1st, 2014 at 5:37 pm

    Has any straw pole winner gone on to take the cake?

  7. Judgeforyourself37 June 1st, 2014 at 8:08 pm

    I really do hope that the GOP keeps adding clowns to that clown car. The sillier they are, the better it is for the Democrats, in 2014 and 2016. However, Democrats we cannot sit back and not vote in THIS mid term election. I know that the far right wing is disenfranchising many Democrat voters, especially the elderly, students and minorities, but for those of us for whom voting is easy, let’s get out there and VOTE.