June 12, 2014 11:16 am -

Raphael Cruz says God told him his mission is to get pastors to help get out the vote to save America.

“Without my moving a finger,” Cruz revealed, “miraculously, God began to set up pastor conferences all over this country. Last year I did 11 pastor conferences; this year I’ll probably do at least 30.”

“The word of God tells us: When the righteous are in authority the people rejoice; when the wicked rule people mourn,” he continued. “And there has been a lot of mourning in America in the last five years.”

But Cruz is optimistic that he and the Religious Right will be able to “mobilize millions of Christians” just as they did in 1980 and “restore righteousness and the Word of God to this country.”

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

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  1. David Parcell June 12th, 2014 at 11:37 am

    Again,why is it God only talks to stupid people?

    • Billy Jackson June 12th, 2014 at 11:56 am

      I guess he feels guilty for not paying attention when they were in the ready bake over prior to birth.

    • fahvel June 12th, 2014 at 2:28 pm

      because it gives him/her a sense of superiority – otherwise it’s just a character in a bad book who planted a garden and flooded it and then homme to watch the fiaso unravel.

  2. Dwendt44 June 12th, 2014 at 11:45 am

    Talking to god means you’re religious, god talking to you means you’re insane.

    Good luck with that Ralph. The Moral Majority didn’t get that done, the Christian Coalition couldn’t do it, and neither can you. Even many religious people think you are nuts.

  3. Billy Jackson June 12th, 2014 at 11:56 am

    God told me to laugh every time this asshole speaks.

  4. EnuffBull June 12th, 2014 at 12:45 pm

    I would like proof that God spoke personally to you. Telephone records, emails, sky writing, smoke signals…

  5. Linda1961 June 12th, 2014 at 12:46 pm

    God told me that Cruz is an idiot.

  6. Bunya June 12th, 2014 at 1:19 pm

    Of course we all know what happened the last time God “wanted” somebody to do something……

  7. Ellen June 12th, 2014 at 2:36 pm

    I know this is not true.God would not tell him to judge others.His son didn’t hang with the religious in his time because they were to judgmental as this man is 🙁 We do know that the Devil will try and pretend he is God so we need to be very careful:(

  8. txthinker June 12th, 2014 at 3:48 pm

    Fake Pastor Rafael Cruz and his worthless son Cruz the Loser need to shut up and just go away. They’re both totally worthless.