June 18, 2014 7:19 pm -

Georgia Man Accidentally Second Amendments His Penis (via FreakOutNation)

A man in Macon, Georgia, was treated at a local hospital after he accidentally shot himself in the penis. The penis shooter was parked at the gas station at about 9:30 p.m. on June 12th when he attempted to holster his .45 caliber gun. You see where…

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  1. Obewon June 18th, 2014 at 8:02 pm

    Tasers don’t result in Darwinism. Proving once again gun nuts subconscious substitution of phallic symbols to overcompensate for their shortcomings.

  2. Shades June 18th, 2014 at 10:20 pm

    Must. Not. Snark.

    • Dwendt44 June 19th, 2014 at 12:24 am

      Mush not laugh.


  3. Maxx44 June 18th, 2014 at 11:32 pm

    Not the kind of blow job he would have preferred.

  4. fahvel June 19th, 2014 at 4:40 am

    maybe Dick should carry a derringer in is pocket – you know, cause dick’s dick is old and shriveled and useless so war and death and lies are his substitute.