June 22, 2014 11:00 am -

Let’s face it: between the battering they have taken over gay marriage defeats in the courts, a Pope who sounds like a socialist, and the ratings success of TV’s Cosmos, Christian reactionaries are feeling as if they’s gone fifteen rounds with Apollo Creed.

To our astonishment, it has fallen to “Kenneth the Page” look-alike and Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal to boost their spirits by getting them into a fightin’ mood at the Shady Christian Lobbyist… er, ahem, “Faith and Freedom Coalition” convention:

Jindal on Saturday night accused President Barack Obama and other Democrats of waging wars against religious liberty and education and said that a rebellion is brewing in the U.S. with people ready for “a hostile takeover” of the nation’s capital.

Jindal spoke at the annual conference hosted by the Faith and Freedom Coalition, a group led by longtime Christian activist Ralph Reed. Organizers said more than 1,000 evangelical leaders attended the three-day gathering. Republican officials across the political spectrum concede that evangelical voters continue to play a critical role in GOP politics. “I can sense right now a rebellion brewing amongst these United States,” Jindal said, “where people are ready for a hostile takeover of Washington, D.C., to preserve the American Dream for our children and grandchildren.”

The governor said there was a “silent war” on religious liberty being fought in the U.S. — a country that he said was built on that liberty.

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

No responses to Bobby Jindal Talks ‘Rebellion’ At F&FC

  1. fahvel June 22nd, 2014 at 11:13 am

    sure, all 27 of them – the 1000 delegates with god in their pants won’t participate.

    • Talibandrew Breitbot June 22nd, 2014 at 8:07 pm

      God in your pants? Try Lamisil.

  2. Obewon June 22nd, 2014 at 6:01 pm

    Was this Bobby Jindal calling in reporting live from American Spring?

    • Talibandrew Breitbot June 22nd, 2014 at 8:12 pm

      Sounded vaguely like Ted Cruz…

      • Obewon June 22nd, 2014 at 8:19 pm

        True! Many have pictures of Ted Cruz teabagging on the American Mall.

  3. robert June 22nd, 2014 at 7:46 pm

    we the people,who are the real Jindal all we the people by me,say ok you got the talking part well covered,now lets get the walking part well covered.we have been to 5 rallys in over a Jindal you say were and when.washington is fine for us and let us know,we will email and call your office to.god bless American veterans/citizens

  4. mdram June 23rd, 2014 at 10:11 am

    He’s an embarrassment to Indian-Americans…

  5. labman57 June 23rd, 2014 at 11:53 am

    Rebellion? Hostile takeover? The only thing brewing is a large batch of insipid tea.

    Jindal and his ilk are simply using these tea party and Christian conservative conferences to gin up discord and foment fear, anger, and hatred in order to attract the media spotlight for their own political ambitions.

    The government-hating, gun-toting, faux patriotic nut jobs attending these political gatherings are a conglomeration of self-serving, mayhem-inciting, conspiracy-addicted, tea-chugging, Bible-pounding theocrats, anarchists, and seditionists.

  6. Khary A July 2nd, 2014 at 12:53 pm

    I’ll listen to his accusations of war on religion when he admits to the war on women.

  7. Vicar July 4th, 2014 at 4:29 pm

    As long as lunatics occupy the Republicon Party, Democrats will remain and flourish in leadership positions!