June 25, 2014 7:55 am -

Phil Robertson has declared that more God-fearing politicians must be voted into office.

During his appearance at the “Rock the South” music festival in Cullman, the reality television star stated it’s time to vote those “ungodly” politicians out of Congress.

“Whatever you do, go register to vote, especially on this next presidential election. Register to vote and you ought to register for the House and the Senate, too. Get your tail down there and vote this ungodly bunch out of Washington, D.C.,” Robertson told the crowd while getting a raucous ovation.

Robertson again weighed in on gays, proclaiming, “I’m trying to help those poor souls turn to Jesus.”

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

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  1. Maxx44 June 25th, 2014 at 8:35 am

    Do you want some cretin who thinks you have to register separately to vote for the president, house, and senate to tell you what to do?

    • BanditBasheert June 25th, 2014 at 12:21 pm

      Um no … he isn’t actually that stupid. Or he wasn’t. He’s obviously fallen in love with his idol, himself.

  2. Shades June 25th, 2014 at 9:16 am

    First let me pick up my jaw. Now rubbing eyes and rereading. RWNJ hero said “Register to vote and you ought to register for the House and the Senate, too. ” They sure know how to pick ’em.

  3. craig7120 June 25th, 2014 at 9:30 am

    When people tell you who they are, believe them.
    Change Jesus to Mohammad, the message is still the same.
    The white xtians want a theocracy otherwise why invoke a deity in their rhetoric.

    • BanditBasheert June 25th, 2014 at 12:20 pm

      The Duck Dynasty is all about the money they are making. They never wore beards before the show.

  4. fahvel June 25th, 2014 at 9:44 am

    reminds me of Rip Van Winkle except this schmuck seems to have slept through the last 500 years. He is an ugly, mean person.

    • fahvel June 25th, 2014 at 9:48 am

      I wonder if he trims his beard as mandated in the bible. If the clicker on his bic was stuck he’d go up like a torch.

      • BanditBasheert June 25th, 2014 at 12:20 pm

        He grew his beard to promote male domination – they all did. That and their undying urge to stop bathing and their weird views on male domination tells me all I need to know about these idiots.
        Anyone here going to really buy the new Duck Dynasty bible?

  5. ellen June 25th, 2014 at 10:39 am

    Ok first I believe in God.The Bible tells me not to judge. But aren’t we a free nation with many different beliefs? I still have a right to pray and to go to my church of choice. I still have a right to vote. This country was started because of the mother land trying to make people believe all the same .Aren’t we trying to do that here now ? Sad all the hate in this country. I don’t watch this show,I have and to me we are making these people richer.

  6. Bunya June 25th, 2014 at 1:29 pm

    i wonder if this moron knows that conservatives just RUN on family values. It doesn’t mean they actually practice what they preach.

  7. mmmjv June 25th, 2014 at 3:01 pm

    Why should we take advice from them? They all look like Muslims

  8. Dwendt44 June 25th, 2014 at 4:07 pm

    What part of ‘Jesus’ told him to have sex with underage girls??

  9. Jeff Baker June 25th, 2014 at 7:53 pm

    Remember the bunch of Christians we elected in 1994? The kind who would go to a prayer breakfast to swap wives!