June 27, 2014 8:56 am -

25861363_BG1Horrors! A nice, wholesome Christian youth minister and motivational speaker (who says, “Dateable girls know how to shut up”) missed an appearance because he was behind bars for public intoxication! Whatever will we tell the children?

A nationally recognized motivational speaker scheduled to speak to middle school students in Evansville was a no show Tuesday.

14 News has learned 44-year-old Justin Lookadoo was booked into the Vanderburgh County Jail.

Authorities say they found Justin in his car on the side of I-164.

Officials say he told them he was tired and pulled off to take a nap, but deputies first tell us they quickly realized something was wrong.

Records show that during the investigation, deputies noticed Lookadoo had vomited inside his car and smelled of alcohol.

Authorities say he failed field sobriety tests and recorded a BAC of .07

Dallas Observer fills in the blanks about Lookadoo, revealing him as yet another shill for the hard-Conservative, woman-hating wing of the regressive Southern Christianist movement:

Remember Justin Lookadoo?

Unfair Park forgives you if you don’t. We’ve done our best to purge the esteemed The Dateable Rules author from our memories as well.

Here’s a primer: Lookadoo is the uber-douche Richardson High School invited to give their students “faith-based” dating advice like, “Be mysterious. Dateable girls know how to shut up,” and “Let him lead. God made guys as leaders. Dateable girls get that and let him do guy things. … Which means they don’t ask him out!!!” At a school-sponsored and allegedly “optional” assembly.

The guy is basically rape culture anthropomorphized, given frosted tips and sprinkled with Bible dust. And the day Lookadoo had on Tuesday is proof that there is some, if not enough, justice in the world.

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

No responses to Christian Motivational Speaker Jailed For Public Drunkenness

  1. Red Eye Robot June 27th, 2014 at 9:26 am

    STOP THE PRESSES A CHRISTIAN SINNED! First off “Nationally recognized”? I’m a christian, how come I never heard of him? Second, Rape culture? Do they have to set up rape tents at his events like they did at the mass gathering of Liberal sensitivity and caring called Occupy Wall Street? The guy got drunk, Now compare this to something NEVER MENTIONED on this website, Totally sober liberal Gun control advocate and California state senator and candidate for California secretary of state Leeland Yee, conspired with Asian gang member Raymond “Shrimp boy” Chow to smuggle machine guns. Conservative Christians are getting drunk. Liberals are raping and smuggling machine guns. Clearly the bigger problem is the drunk Christian

    • fahvel June 27th, 2014 at 10:19 am

      m’gosh, you are out of your f’n mind.

      • BanditBasheert June 27th, 2014 at 2:16 pm

        Yup – he sure is.

    • Talibandrew Breitbot June 27th, 2014 at 10:40 am

      The subject is Lookadoo, not Chow. Stay on topic — or do you have ADD?

      FWIW, I have heard of Lookadoo; he has been featured on FOX News Channel and CNN. Maybe you should remove your head from your lower bowel area.

      Yes, rape culture. It’s rampant among the Dominionist/Conservative wing of the Christianist Right and GOP. Women are considered chattel, not humans.

      Now, if you will excuse the rest of us, we are due back in the reality-based world.

      • Dwendt44 June 27th, 2014 at 12:31 pm

        Of course, rape culture. Rape is not forbidden in the bible, it’s often encouraged. A woman who’s raped is supposed to marry her rapist.

    • Dwendt44 June 27th, 2014 at 12:33 pm

      I have a feeling you have never heard of a lot of things. This yahoo caters to middle and high school students, typically those in religious schools. Once you get past your kindergarten mentality, you will hear of him or his replacement, if this proves to be a career changing event.

    • Bunya June 27th, 2014 at 12:33 pm

      What’s this? Liberals are raping and smuggling machine guns? How do you know? Depending on the age of the machine gun, maybe it wasn’t rape at all. Maybe it was consensual.

    • William June 27th, 2014 at 12:53 pm

      Because being a drunk Christian Motivational speaker is JUST LIKE smuggling guns. Yeah I totally see the connection here. I too am befuddled as to why Alan edited out the gun smuggling part of this story

      Thanks for the post Captain Irrelevant.

    • William June 27th, 2014 at 1:04 pm

      ” Liberals are raping and smuggling machine guns “.
      Yeah well, those machine guns were asking for it..ya know the way they dress like that.

      • BanditBasheert June 27th, 2014 at 2:15 pm

        How do you DO that? The visual .. it does not work.

        My favorite of his motivational speeches was “Dateable girls know when to shut up”. Sort of epitomizes the right wing attitude toward women.

        • William June 27th, 2014 at 2:47 pm

          Post your narrative then right below is a block with a little symbol on the left, click on that then double click onto the file you want loaded. This new fangled web site even has a click and drag feature to post visuals (I get mine from George Soros).

    • arc99 June 27th, 2014 at 1:15 pm

      please provide a link to a post of yours at a right wing website where you criticize the editors for their choices of what and what not to publish. otherwise can the hypocrisy.

    • fancypants June 30th, 2014 at 4:35 pm

      carry the cross by day….
      then hang out with captain morgan by night
      that works for me Robot

  2. Bartholomew Price June 27th, 2014 at 12:38 pm

    Prov 20:1 Wine [is] a mocker, strong drink [is] raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise.