June 27, 2014 8:16 pm -

We know the word vagina gets attention, just like the word penis. However, when either of these fine organs are used for things they shouldn’t be, it makes news.

According to a federal complaint, Claudia Ibarra was at the port of entry in San Luis on Tuesday, where a Customs and Border Protection officer noticed that she appeared very nervous.

The 31-year-old woman was selected for a pat-down. After being brought to a secured room, officers patted down; during the process, officers noticed that part of a broken condom was hanging out of her.

Ibarra was then asked to remove her pants and underpants.

She complied.

As the federal complaint states, one officer was “able to see a piece of plastic protruding from her groin area.”

“At that time, Ibarra admitted to having a package of methamphetamine concealed inside of her body,” the complaint continues.

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

No responses to Woman Tries To Smuggle Meth Into U.S. By Hiding It In Her Vagina

  1. Anomaly 100 June 27th, 2014 at 10:28 pm

    I guess all kinds of stuff can be hidden up there. Who knew.

    • fahvel June 28th, 2014 at 4:27 am

      makes a fella wantago spelunking.

  2. patriottt June 28th, 2014 at 12:00 am

    Meth makes people really really stupid!