June 29, 2014 9:44 am -

The very alive Frank Lucas

The very alive Frank Lucas

This is the story of a Republican candidate who didn’t accept his Tuesday primary loss very well.

First thing you need to know is that Timothy Ray Murray appears to be a real live person who was running for the U.S. House of Representatives in Oklahoma’s 3rd District. He lost in the GOP primary to current U.S. Rep. Frank Lucas. Why he lost will become abundantly clear in very short order.

Murray was concerned about his loss and, well, (I’m not making this up) the fact that the person he lost to was really an impostor. In fact, Murray said it was “widely known” that Lucas is dead. In fact, he claims that Lucas was killed in 2011 in the Ukraine.

The district, Murray claims, is now being represented now by a “robot look alike.”…

Here’s what Lucas, or his robot look alike said: “Many things have been said about me, said to me in the course of all my campaigns. This is the first time I’ve ever been accused of being a body double or a robot.”

Claiming your opponent is dead is a very interesting way of spinning a loss.

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

No responses to U.S. House Candidate Says Opponent Was Replaced By Robot

  1. Eric Trommater June 29th, 2014 at 10:22 am

    While we are at it I demand a DNA test of John Boehner to see if this establishment Republican was replaced with a döppleganger by the Tea Party!

    • BanditBasheert June 29th, 2014 at 12:38 pm

      Hi Eric! I noticed you! See!!

      I want a DNA test of The Boner to see if he carries human DNA.

      • Eric Trommater June 29th, 2014 at 6:06 pm

        Thank you BanditBasheert for paying attention to me. If only more people would pay attention to me! I’ve had a busy work load this weekend so I have been kind of crash trolling in 15 minute incriments. kind of like cat naps with a lot more typing.

  2. Obewon June 29th, 2014 at 11:08 am

    Oklahoma’s 3rd district loser Murray won a laughable 5.2% of the Vote! Robot congressman switched in “2010 Ukraine” are much better winners with voters than tea party drones.

    • BanditBasheert June 29th, 2014 at 12:37 pm

      This guy has bigger issues than losing an election by 95%.

  3. Billy Jackson June 29th, 2014 at 2:13 pm

    This story made me think of the Frank Zappa song ‘Sy Borg’. I’ll just leave it at that.

  4. fancypants June 30th, 2014 at 3:19 am

    ive been to a few parties in Oklahoma