July 3, 2014 11:12 pm -

He is the living embodiment of all that is right with America, saving us from those who are celebrating “Dependence Day,” not “Independence Day.” He’s saving America from the sheeple who want to drive this country into the dumper with their left-wing, liberal ideas. And the minute he’s done par-taying he’s going to get right back to standing up for “We The People.”

Nugent writes today that while he “celebrates Independence Day every damn day” by “celebrating my rugged individual independence,” the Obama-voting “sheep” are commemorating “Dependence Day” and worshiping the government…

To my fellow Americans in the asset column, Happy Independence Day every day to you all. To the sheep on the other side of the line drawn in the sand, Happy Dependence Day, and good luck with that, because after our little Fourth of July partying, we are again rolling up our sleeves and fighting like never before to take back this country from the bloodsuckers and scammers, where hard work, pride, excellence, productivity and real patriotism once again rule the day. 


D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

No responses to Thank GOD Ted Nugent Is Saving America

  1. Maxx44 July 3rd, 2014 at 11:18 pm

    A guy who $hit himself to stay out of the military has the nerve to use the term “real patriotism”?

    • M D Reese July 4th, 2014 at 11:13 am

      He’s got to be one of the least aware public figures that I’ve ever known of.

  2. arc99 July 3rd, 2014 at 11:20 pm

    I will be celebrating Independence Day too Ted.

    Celebrating that I am fortunate enough to pay my tax bill, pay my July 1 mortgage payment, enjoy a paid holiday courtesy of my employer and provide a tasty barbecue meal for my wife and myself..

    I will also celebrate the fact that our, no make that MY country is not governed by foamnig at the mouth neo-fascist idiots like you

    • M D Reese July 4th, 2014 at 11:12 am

      R’amen to that!

  3. Anomaly 100 July 3rd, 2014 at 11:27 pm

    God wrote back. He said, “Get off of the cross, Ted. We need the wood.”

  4. William July 3rd, 2014 at 11:39 pm

    So Theodore “crap pants fever” wants to tell the rest of us about “patriotism” eh?

    • Hirightnow July 4th, 2014 at 2:06 am

      Aww. gee, Dorothy…”

  5. Eric Trommater July 4th, 2014 at 12:35 am

    Happy Dependence Day!

  6. Dwendt44 July 4th, 2014 at 12:37 am

    A drug addled, pedophile draft dodger is hardly what’s right about America.

    • Hirightnow July 4th, 2014 at 2:03 am

      pedohile draft-dodging reactionary half-assed rocker, maybe…
      But I think he’s up front about the drugs…
      (He once said that he was more into the “girls” who came backstage than the drugs…if ya catch my meanin if ya gets my drift…)

  7. neworleans878 July 4th, 2014 at 1:04 am

    Funny thing how ted isn’t the R.W. darling that he once was…sean hannity’s best friend.

    Gone off the deep end…now pretend he don’t exist.

    Not good enough for me…condemn what they say, just like I always have done with the 911 truthers and the Katrina conspiracy idiots.

  8. tiredoftea July 4th, 2014 at 1:57 am

    Now playing at the Bundy Ranch, until they turn off the electricity or they all shoot themselves over who’s the real sheriff, whichever comes first.

  9. neworleans878 July 4th, 2014 at 2:08 am

    off topic, but good luck to the outer banks and the rest of the carolinas…

    i freakin’ hate hurricanes.

  10. fancypants July 4th, 2014 at 4:35 am

    Patriotic ted OR politically Fu**ed up ? We report you decide

    • M D Reese July 4th, 2014 at 11:07 am

      Snappy dresser. Offensive as hell. Reminds me of Cliven Bundy waving our flag around while yelling about how he doesn’t recognize the federal government.

      • fancypants July 4th, 2014 at 9:07 pm

        you cant blame the stage outfit on drugs Whatever happened to the old vaudeville stage hook [ ? ]

        • M D Reese July 5th, 2014 at 7:45 pm

          I think they retired it after The Gong Show. At least that’s the last time I saw it.

  11. Linda1961 July 4th, 2014 at 4:48 am

    Snort! Poopy Pants is lecturing us about patriotism is s hoot.

  12. bpollen July 4th, 2014 at 5:09 am

    Ted, Ted, Ted… I have a couple of questions.

    “celebrating my rugged individual independence,”

    I don’t think anybody but you would refer to you as “rugged” but, leaving that aside, July 4th isn’t about you, Ted. We don’t celebrate chickenhawk draft-dodging shit-britches who have a predeliction for underage girls, do we?

    “we are again rolling up our sleeves and fighting like never before”

    Ummm… if you are doing it again, you have done it before. So how can it be like “never before?”

  13. Shades July 4th, 2014 at 9:59 am

    We all know TN is an idiot. I want to know who’s stupid enough to ask him for his opinion.

  14. ChrisVosburg July 4th, 2014 at 11:00 am

    Rugged Ted writes: Damage control is always much more difficult and costly than intelligent, accountable quality control

    Good advice for Republicans considering booking Ted for campaign appearances.

  15. M D Reese July 4th, 2014 at 11:03 am

    …or perhaps he celebrates in-Depends-once-a-day..

  16. Herb Sarge Phelps July 4th, 2014 at 12:50 pm

    I am so glad we have Ted to help fight for this nation like he did in Vietnam. Remember how he rushed to join the military and wouldn’t take no for an answer if they refused him. Makes me ashamed since I only served in 2 branches and even though a war was going on I volunteered. I am no Ted Nugent, but I am glad Ted is.

    • Bunya July 4th, 2014 at 4:51 pm

      Hey! This brave soul had the courage to shoot an unarmed, unsuspecting coyote from behind a tree 20 feet away! That takes real guts!

  17. Person July 4th, 2014 at 4:50 pm

    He is just celebrating his love and desire for us to become the ideal Confederate Nation- with it’s ruling God given oligarchy and everyone else subservient to it (like they do on Fox News and all the other lie filled propaganda mills).