July 7, 2014 6:10 pm -

Either listen to Alex Jones or accept that we are doomed. That’s it. It’s over.

“I am not making jack crap up, okay?!” he told his audience. I’m not making nothing up. And I’m sick of people out there in denial. You’re going to lose everything, people!”

“As a man, as a parent, my spider sense is just off the charts,” he continued, asserting that “it’s like a bad James Bond villain runs America.”

In a separate clip, also flagged by Right Wing Watch, Jones predicted, with utmost certainty, that “the people running things are clearly going to stage massive terror attacks and blame it on domestic groups and they are going to try to come arrest a lot of people.” He added: “They really are going to start a civil war and anybody who doesn’t want to go along with their tyranny, they will have ISIS, Al Qaeda, blow something up and claim that they did it with you.”

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

No responses to Poor Alex Jones Upset That He’s Not Being Taken Seriously: ‘I’m Not Making Jack Crap Up’

  1. neworleans878 July 7th, 2014 at 6:18 pm

    For a couple seconds, I thought he was going to go Glen Beck or John Boener and get all weepy.

  2. arc99 July 7th, 2014 at 6:22 pm

    Alex, I firmly believe that you are not making “Jack Crap” up.

    However I also believe that you are definitely making up everything else.

    Feel better?

  3. Eric Trommater July 7th, 2014 at 6:23 pm

    Me thinks he doth protest too much. This guy is either an elaborate satire or a plant from the Illuminati to throw us off the trail.

    • Anomaly 100 July 7th, 2014 at 6:29 pm


      • tiredoftea July 7th, 2014 at 6:45 pm

        Be quiet! He’s talking about you.

        • Anomaly 100 July 7th, 2014 at 6:47 pm


          • tiredoftea July 7th, 2014 at 6:47 pm


  4. bhil July 7th, 2014 at 6:26 pm

    Just another frightened load mouthed fat man spouting BS

  5. tiredoftea July 7th, 2014 at 6:47 pm

    Wasn’t there a story somewhere about a chicken?

    • Eric Trommater July 7th, 2014 at 6:49 pm

      If it was on Alex Jones it wasn’t a “story” it was a fact. Wake up Sheeple!

    • neworleans878 July 7th, 2014 at 6:53 pm

      Damn you…now it’ll nag me ’till I remember it. Something about KFC? In the Middle East?

      Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to all that freedum Alex says is there.

  6. Foundryman July 7th, 2014 at 6:58 pm

    I think he is making Jack Crap up, after all it did come out of his mouth.

  7. Bob Waas July 7th, 2014 at 7:07 pm

    This is all I have to say about it. We’re up…

  8. Tommy6860 July 7th, 2014 at 7:08 pm

    Why does it seems that overweight paranoid flatulent mouthed blow-hards tend to look alike? (Yes Rush, that’s a stab at you!)?

  9. craig7120 July 7th, 2014 at 7:41 pm

    I don’t really know anything about this guy, is it like Art Bell? Say crazy stuff, sit back and watch the phones light up type of entertainment? FEMA camps, new world order, lizard people, Atlantis sightings, is that about the gist?
    My parents who grew up in the depression talked about gathering around the radio on nights to hear their radio shows. I guess to keep the old guys tuned in a certain level of embellishments must be maintained. Old people likes their radio I reckon.

    • M D Reese July 7th, 2014 at 8:11 pm

      No–Art Bell was entertaining to be sure, but not this political. Coast to Coast AM is pretty much ALL “jack crap” these days.

  10. M D Reese July 7th, 2014 at 8:09 pm

    Jack crap? Never heard of it. If he’s “not making nothing up”, then he must be making SOMETHING up. I’ll bet it’s the Jack crap.

    • mrsgunka July 8th, 2014 at 10:23 am

      Well I know Jack. And I know crap. He’s a Jack crapper if there ever was one!

  11. Billy Jackson July 7th, 2014 at 8:14 pm

    It’s already happening.

  12. Thought-Criminal July 7th, 2014 at 8:14 pm

    Back in the hippie days, guys like Alex Jones were what we referred to as “acid casualties,” or people who had gone into the twilight zone and returned without most of their mental faculties intact. I suspect he only really believes about half of the crap that he sells to the gullible and laughs all the way to the bank.

  13. AnthonyLook July 7th, 2014 at 9:26 pm

    He’s a con artist, getting rich on the lie loving tea party birther racist fools.

  14. Robert Merrill Taylor July 7th, 2014 at 10:05 pm

    Of course he’s making this up. Have his predictions ever come true?

  15. Obewon July 7th, 2014 at 10:13 pm

    “in denial”-Lol Jihadi Jones admitted “I’ve talked with” the Boston Marathon bombers “they were regular listeners to my show” while claiming ‘The Boston bombing is a “False Flag” government conspiracy!’ Jones may actually be dumber than his room-temp IQ devotees.

    • Dwendt44 July 8th, 2014 at 12:07 am

      A Limpball wannabe, a second string right wing talking head. Wrong most all the time and has a loooong history of pulling crack pot theories out of his butt.

  16. Jeanne Rhodes-Moen July 8th, 2014 at 12:13 am

    during the first video, all I could think of was he was getting so bonkers, maybe his head would explode like in the movie “Scanners”…heck, he probably believes they have evil telepathic assassins targeting him anyway! lol

    • tiredoftea July 8th, 2014 at 1:17 am

      We don’t?

  17. William July 8th, 2014 at 1:04 am

    His purpose in life is to make Glenn Beck seem normal in comparison.

  18. Pearl Polanski July 8th, 2014 at 6:05 pm

    Alex Jones is a PARENT?!

  19. chair jackson July 12th, 2014 at 10:57 am

    his spider sense is off the charts? nope, nothing abnormal about that! 🙂