August 5, 2014 12:32 am -

This gives gun shows a whole new meaning. Police were dispatched to a 53 year-old Massachusetts man’s apartment after a report of a possible firearm in his possession. When police arrived, they found the man and a woman who were both “heavily intoxicated.” After police told the man about the report of the gun, he began flexing his biceps. The officers, however, found a water gun near the man’s bed. Northampton Det. Lt. Alan Borowski commented on the man’s guns, saying that they were “all right” for his age and that “he was probably bigger back in the day.”


D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

5 responses to Police Go To Man’s House Looking For Gun, So Man Flexes Muscles

  1. Robert Keith Johnston August 5th, 2014 at 1:15 am

    Welcome to a REAL “Gun Show!”
    At least the cops had a sense of humor here!

  2. LiberalMD August 5th, 2014 at 4:17 am

    That’s what happens at the gym I go to. You say the word “gun” and you’ll see more posing and flexing than at a Mr. Universe competition.

  3. William August 5th, 2014 at 8:46 am

    Conversely it gets old, my wife gets tired of the “Lori show them your biceps”

  4. Jeff Allen August 5th, 2014 at 8:59 am

    I hope he at least did them one at a time… “which one do you want first, Smith or Wesson”

  5. crc3 August 5th, 2014 at 9:47 am

    This is news? Snooze news maybe….zzzzzzzzzzz…..