August 6, 2014 12:30 pm -

An Oklahoma public school teacher was arrested on Monday after she allegedly showed up at school under the influence of alcohol and without her pants on, police said. She admitted to drinking vodka in her car before arriving at the school.

49-year-old Lorie Ann Hill was booked into the Wagoner City Jail on a public intoxication complaint, according to WGHP.



The pants were not charged in the incident.

Wagoner school officials notified police at about 9 :00 a.m. on Monday after Hill was described as being disoriented and appeared to be missing her pants. (I just can’t type that out enough times.)

Officers concluded after interviewing Hill that she had been drinking.

“She was found in a room kind of disoriented,” police said. “By the time we got there she was in a room and wearing shorts.”

Haley said Hill was newly hired by the school district.

Classes start in Wagoner on Thursday, and teachers will presumably be wearing pants.  Pants are overrated anyway.

Watch courtesy of WGHP:

This post originally stated that the incident happened in Texas. That was corrected.

H/T: My ornery BFF @ComgenKDT with thanks.

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

72 responses to Oklahoma Teacher Arrested: Showed Up Drunk At School Without Pants On

  1. AttilatheBlond August 6th, 2014 at 12:39 pm

    Texas is hot this time of year. Pantless condition makes sense. Vodka in the morning before work seems to indicate poor vocational choice.

    • tiredoftea August 6th, 2014 at 12:48 pm

      Only if it was chugged without ice!

  2. MIAtheistGal August 6th, 2014 at 12:40 pm

    She “appeared to not be wearing pants”? Damn, either she is or she isn’t. It’s not that hard to tell, is it? Were all the adults at this school drunk?

    • R.J. Carter August 6th, 2014 at 1:06 pm

      I’ve seen women at the water park who “appeared not to be wearing” bikini bottoms. It wasn’t for an attractive reason, either. #dunlapsyndrome

      • MIAtheistGal August 6th, 2014 at 1:39 pm

        Thanks RJ. You have an uncanny ability to make me want to poke out my mind’s eye. 🙂

      • Carla Akins August 6th, 2014 at 2:13 pm

        I’ve told you repeatedly – wear swim trunks, not bikini bottoms

      • edmeyer_able August 6th, 2014 at 2:25 pm

        I’ve been to nudist colonies where some appear to be wearing leggings.

        • tiredoftea August 6th, 2014 at 7:27 pm

          OK, that goes waaaay beyond TMI!!

  3. Robert Keith Johnston August 6th, 2014 at 12:49 pm

    You would be smiling and easy-going in the classroom if you got gassed before class!
    Be that as it may…looks like somebody will be seeking new employment after they get out of the drunk tank!

  4. Suzanne McFly August 6th, 2014 at 1:06 pm

    I can always tell which articles Anomaly writes, the sarcastic wit smacks me in the face lol

    • tiredoftea August 6th, 2014 at 1:31 pm

      Yup! I thought this was the “supermodel” article!

  5. edmeyer_able August 6th, 2014 at 1:12 pm

    Was it “show and tell” day?

  6. ChrisVosburg August 6th, 2014 at 1:14 pm

    Was lazily watching “Family Feud” down the pub a few nights ago (hey, stop laughing at me, it comes up right after the local news, and the Dodger game wasn’t on yet), and the contestants were tasked with naming “things you don’t want to do your first day on the job.”

    Stuff like “inappropriate dress” (ding!) and “insult the boss” (ding!) made the board all right, but I remember being very surprised that “show up hammered” wasn’t even on the list of results.

    • tiredoftea August 6th, 2014 at 1:30 pm

      You were in a bar, dude, of course that wouldn’t be on the list!!

      • ChrisVosburg August 6th, 2014 at 1:39 pm

        Yes, oddly enough, none of the contestants even ventured it as a guess (ehnnnnt!), hee hee.

  7. William August 6th, 2014 at 1:19 pm

    Hey, C’mon it is after all, Texas.

    • mea_mark August 6th, 2014 at 1:38 pm

      Did you know they make light bulbs there. It is something they teach them to do. I think it is an Austin thing.

    • ChrisVosburg August 6th, 2014 at 7:13 pm

      I think it was Oceanside CA that came up with the spiffy idea of putting raised braille characters on their bus stop signs, but larger than standard braille text, you know, so it’d be easier to read from a distance.

      • William August 7th, 2014 at 9:04 am

        I’ve seen braille instructions at the bank drive through ATM.
        Then of course there is this little treasure.

  8. labman57 August 6th, 2014 at 2:23 pm

    “She appeared to be missing her pants.”

    I pity the poor soul who had to get close enough to her to make that determination.

  9. John_St_John August 6th, 2014 at 2:45 pm

    This takes pickled content to a whole new low.

  10. Rixar13 McGinnis August 6th, 2014 at 2:58 pm

    Hey, Stuff happens… smile 🙂

  11. Shirley A Clayton August 6th, 2014 at 3:09 pm

    If you watch the newscast this has NOTHING to do with Texas! It happened in Oklahoma!

    • Anomaly 100 August 6th, 2014 at 3:22 pm

      You are correct. Thanks for the heads up:-)

      • Shirley A Clayton August 6th, 2014 at 8:51 pm

        You’re welcome! I’m a Texas teacher and obviously we don’t need any more negative press!

        • Anomaly 100 August 6th, 2014 at 8:57 pm

          Understood. It seems to me that I make more errors late in the day. It’s a thing, and you can bet I’ll make another one again soon.

          • ChrisVosburg August 7th, 2014 at 10:41 am

            You’re off the hook, darlin’– it’s apparent from the comments at the source article you linked to that the mistake was made there, and was later corrected, without so much as a gracious thank you, good catch from the author.

          • Anomaly 100 August 7th, 2014 at 10:43 am


    • William August 6th, 2014 at 3:36 pm

      Good catch.

  12. CanterburyTom August 6th, 2014 at 3:13 pm

    Great catch.

  13. Chinese Democracy August 6th, 2014 at 3:29 pm

    why didnt anything cool like this happen when I was in high school? I mean the teacher showing up pantsless? The stuff of legend

    • ChrisVosburg August 7th, 2014 at 11:51 am

      I know! Students, sure, but the teachers usually cleaned up nicely.

  14. RioBravoHombre August 6th, 2014 at 4:29 pm

    I get a great deal of grief for being a proud Texan. But, those of us who live here in Texas know that we can NEVER top the morans, methfreaks and lunatics that live in Oklahoma.

    • tresdognite August 6th, 2014 at 5:14 pm

      oh, sure you can!

      • RioBravoHombre August 6th, 2014 at 6:11 pm

        In Texas, we are blessed to have one, huge oasis of nonlunacy, and that glorious exception to the rule is Austin. Oklahoma is nothing but a sea of teabaggin’, Confederate flag wavin’, gun toting idjits. In 2008, Oklahoma was the only state in which EVERY SINGLE COUNTY voted against The Black Man in the White House.

        • grannie August 6th, 2014 at 8:08 pm

          Then Oklahoma was the only state that showed any sense. We didn’t vote against “the black man”. We voted against his lawless acts.

          • RioBravoHombre August 6th, 2014 at 10:35 pm

            YOU LOSE!!! SUCK IT, OKLAHOMA!!

          • grannie August 7th, 2014 at 1:48 am

            We didn’t lose. We were robbed by obama’s illegals voting multiple times…by his democrat poll workers voting multiple times….just helping out a friend, you understand…by votes cast by deceased people, votes cast by the family dog, votes coerced by the Black Panthers, votes by people who couldn’t read and/or understand the ballot, underage voters. And then we have the voting machines programmed to change a vote for Romney to a vote for obama…one man reported he had to correct his vote 3 times before the machine accepted it. Cases of forged votes when republicans found that they had “already voted.” Your hero is a total fraud from the birth certificate that wasn’t, from the sealed education records that showed him registered as a foreign student and accepting federal money to attend that university…He is a Liar Extraordinaire.

          • RioBravoHombre August 7th, 2014 at 2:21 am

            No. You’re a sick, and sorry loser, who was TWICE trounced by a black man, there were no illegal votes needed. You lost by 5.5 MILLION VOTES!!! What kind of idiot tries to blame that on illegals. You live in a Foxtitute fantasyland, and you lap up racist lies like kittens lap up milk. Each and every assertion you typed is absolute garbage, and it says a lot about the hatred, lies and racism at the heart of people like you.

          • grannie August 7th, 2014 at 10:21 am

            And you, riobravo, are a typical leftist liberal whose only way of communication is attack, name calling, bullying, and spreading the liberal lies. From your name…I have to ask….are you one of obama’s illegals? You have nothing to say, so you scream racism and hatred, but you know what…..I don’t bully or intimidate worth a flip. Both elections were stolen…look at the state that did not count a single vote for Romney…look at the states that counted more votes than they have registered voters. If you have intelligence enough and the back bone enough to learn the truth. Your hero is no hero.

          • ChrisVosburg August 7th, 2014 at 10:30 am

            grannie writes: look at the state that did not count a single vote for Romney

            Which state was that again? I forget.

            grannie writes: look at the states that counted more votes than they have registered voters

            which states were that again? I forget.

          • grannie August 7th, 2014 at 11:30 am

            Easy enough to research if you are really interested. North Carolina, votes for Romney, counted as votes for obama…Philadelphia, 59 precincts counted not one vote for Romney….Florida, St Lucie County, agreed to a full recount and abruptly excluded over half without a clear reason…in Ohio and Florida, election “called” for obama when votes for Romney not counted….Mississippi has 124% more registered voters than eligible voters, including felons, dead people, and people who have moved away. Anybody can use those names to vote since voter ID has been determined “insulting” for obama’s illegals. Voter fraud is rampant and obama’s zeal for amnesty is only to increase the democrat voting base.
            “You forget”? You don’t care that America is being destroyed right under your nose.

          • ChrisVosburg August 7th, 2014 at 11:46 am

            You ought to get into the habit of fact-checking the viral emails you receive, grannie. If you had done so you would have found this, which lays to rest every one of the stupid and misinformed things you have chosen to believe about voting irregularities.

            Virtually everything you have posted here is of similar provenance, I note. It’s a toxic fact-free diet of willful ignorance, every damn bit of it, and you do yourself no good by so willingly subsisting solely on it. Let me make that absolutely clear: You have a headfull of ideas that are driving you insane, and you willingly chose to put them there.

            It’s the lack of rationality that causes rational people who read rants like yours to say that if there no rational basis for it, there must be an irrational one, so rational folks can perhaps be forgiven for simply chalking it up to good old-fashioned racism.

          • grannie August 7th, 2014 at 1:42 pm

            As I said, you don’t want to know. So far left and liberal, you are just like your false hero. You wouldn’t recognize truth if it walked up and bit you on the nose. All you and all your leftist liberal friends can do is call names, scoff, denigrate, scream racism. When it is you who are racist. Guess what…I would vote for Ben Carson or Allen West in a heartbeat. They love America while you stand by and let obama do anything he wants. As obama said, “I am president. I can do anything I want.” He said, “I have a pen and a phone. I will not wait for congress.” Ignoring and bypassing all the built in checks and balances of our Constitution. You defend the indefensible. As Ronald Reagan said, “It isn’t so much that liberals are ignorant. It’s just that they know so many things that are not so.” We really don’t want to hear you cry when obama declares himself dictator for life and gives us sharia law in place of our Constitution. He’s working hard on it. The ONLY reason he is so hot for amnesty is that he wants to use it to increase the democrat voting base. He has even admitted it. Not listening are you?

          • ChrisVosburg August 7th, 2014 at 2:04 pm

            More nonsense. The fact remains that I called you out on what were merely the most recent two of all the lies you’ve posted here, a) that Romney received zero votes in an unnamed state, and b) that there are states which tallied more votes than there were eligible voters, and you came up with bupkus in your reply.

            Again, both statements are lies, and I patiently took the time to provide you with a link to a fact-check which demonstrates this. The remainder of what you posted here is similarly nonfactual, and the only reason nobody is going to bother with it point-by-point as I did is that you’re a lightweight; you’re simply not worth it.

            Stop lying here, please, grannie. It only serves to annoy.

            Also you’re scaring the grandchildren a bit.

          • zenmaiden August 7th, 2014 at 2:51 pm

            OMG, that Grannie person! She has to be either a complete troll or quite possibly the stupidest person on the planet!

          • grannie August 7th, 2014 at 3:48 pm

            Who are you sweetheart? Another far left liberal defender of the fraud muslim now in our White House. You also defend the indefensible.

          • Obewon August 7th, 2014 at 4:17 pm

            Did they tell grannie about their convicted Murderer founder?

            Tea Party website creator and Minuteman Founder Vigilante Shawna Forde Convicted in Brisenia Flores’ Murder of 9 year old girl and her father in home invasion robbery to fund “Minuteman” Militia!

          • foxnewslieseveryday August 7th, 2014 at 6:15 pm

            Answer a couple simple yes no questions for me will you please?

          • Obewon August 7th, 2014 at 4:15 pm

            “grannie” posts on birther-bile Wing Nut Daily and “Minutemen News”

          • ChrisVosburg August 8th, 2014 at 9:17 am

            Also the RightToBear site where she contributed this helpful advice in comments:

            Never tell your doctor you have a firearm. Be very careful whom you do tell.

            Not at all scary, no sir.

          • grannie August 7th, 2014 at 3:47 pm

            Go home to mama, little man. She failed to teach, or you failed to grasp, some very important lessons.
            And you, sweetie, are unworthy of my time and effort. You still live in your school yard bully days….and one lesson here is, you can’t intimidate me, you can’t scare me, you can’t disprove anything I’ve said. Again you defend the indefensible. Your false hero, your fraudulent president, your Liar-In-Chief, or Liar Extraordinaire, whichever you prefer, is busily destroying this once great country…Unprecedented 17 Trillion in debt, flooding America with his illegals, giving away all our benefits, an unaffordable, unworkable “insurance” that he lied about from the beginning. “If you like your insurance, you can keep it. Nobody will take it from you. If you like your doctor, you can keep him.” And then he lied about his lies…”I didn’t say that.” He had to give that one up when he was given the recording of his voice saying exactly that. Sort of like clinton’s “It depends on what your definition of the word “is” is.”

          • ChrisVosburg August 7th, 2014 at 3:53 pm

            Go home, you’re drunk.

          • grannie August 7th, 2014 at 3:56 pm

            I don’t drink. I never found it necessary to smoke and I don’t use drugs. How about you?

          • ChrisVosburg August 7th, 2014 at 7:08 pm

            Jeez, maybe you should consider it. Taking drugs, I mean. Ask your doctor if Haldol® is right for you. Side effects may include clearheadedness, rational thought processes, and making sense.

          • grannie August 7th, 2014 at 7:11 pm

            You didn’t answer my question. How much alcohol and/or drugs do you consume? It’s easy to insult others, but it’s also easy to dodge the same, isn’t it?

          • ChrisVosburg August 7th, 2014 at 7:16 pm

            Grannie writes: It’s easy to insult others, but it’s also easy to dodge the same, isn’t it?

            Easy to dodge an insult? That doesn’t make any sense, grannie, and why am I even talking to you?

          • mea_mark August 7th, 2014 at 7:18 pm

            You are done here.

          • Dwendt44 August 7th, 2014 at 12:13 am

            What lawless acts?

          • grannie August 7th, 2014 at 1:30 am

            Beginning with his Oath of Office, he pledged to support and defend the Constitution. Instead he calls it outdated and irrelevant and bypasses and trashes it on a daily basis. He is attempting to destroy our right to carry a gun, or even own a gun, for our own defense. His obamacare that he signed into law, but he continually tweaks it, changing this mandate and that requirement at his whim. That is illegal with an existing law. The Supreme Court Justices have ruled that he has “overreached” his authority with his favored executive orders. But he and holder have stated they will “find a way around the Supreme Court’s rulings.” There are laws in place to keep our border secure, but he picks and chooses which laws he will support and which he will ignore. Thereby flooding America with his illegals. You know…the ones who can’t be bothered to enter the country the right way…they sneak across and then hold out their gimme, gimme hands for all the freebies they can carry…like free housing, free medical, free education, free food, drivers licenses and voting with no ID, and preferable job hirings. They are also given free access to our social security , welfare and other of our earned benefits.They refuse to learn our language and demand we learn theirs. When was the last ad for employment did you see that didn’t require Spanish? His illegals also voted in the last 2 elections…because a democrat senator declared it was insulting them to ask for ID, they don’t have to show any. Something an American is proud to do. They were bused from one voting site to another and cast multiple votes…all for obama, of course. That’s just one way obama stole 2 elections.
            The “Fast and Furious” weapons given, the cover-ups on Benghazi, the support given to terrorists (hamas and muslim brotherhood to name only 2) He released 5 known high ranking muslim terrorists in exchange for 1 deserter, never consulting with congress, and bragged about it. He then ignores a faithful marine being held in a Mexican prison because he made a wrong turn….has made no effort to get him released. He can’t chance disturbing his illegals. Our White House is staffed with his muslim brotherhood which is a known terrorist group. He is weakening our military and firing top commanders. It is reported they refused to fire on Americans when obama’s martial law kicks in. He refuses to investigate the IRS scandal. He has spent this country into unprecedented debt..was it 17Trillion at the last count…and now he is demanding 4Billion for his illegals amnesty. His war on freedom of religion, forbidding school children from silently bowing their heads before eating their lunch…forbidding our military to have bibles, but the koran is fine…Forbidding our military to have prayer services, but the muslim call to prayer is perfectly accepted. obama refuses to salute our flag or repeat “under God” in our Pledge of Allegiance. I guarantee you if obama was a republican president, the democrats would be tearing down walls, screaming from the rafters, demanding his immediate ouster. But they continue to support and defend this fraud, this usurper, this non American. He is guilty of treason so many times over. Clinton was impeached for lying to congress about his sexual liaisons…obama lies every time he opens his mouth…but that’s all right…he’s our first black president. AND NO, I DO NOT CARE THAT HE IS PART BLACK. He could be a patchwork quilt of color for all I care. It is his goal to destroy America from within, and THAT IS WHERE I PART COMPANY WITH HIS WAY OF GOVERNING. Know what? I would vote for Ben Carson or Allen West in a heartbeat….both black men…both love this country…unlike obama.

          • Dwendt44 August 7th, 2014 at 12:28 pm

            Is that you in the picture?
            More to the point, your rant is largely false (as in a lie).
            You need to stop listening to the idiots Hannity and Limpball. Then get so real facts about how our government works.
            The Executive branch does have wide latitude when it comes to enactment and enforcement of laws, some of which are or maybe un-constitutional.
            A supposed ‘overreach’ is not an impeachable offense.

  15. Dwendt44 August 6th, 2014 at 5:19 pm

    School year hadn’t started yet, so no children present. Still seems early for school start. Many states don’t start classes until after Labor Day.

    • Sydney August 6th, 2014 at 5:40 pm

      Some schools have a year round schedule….a shortened summer with breaks through out the year.

    • TerryW August 7th, 2014 at 11:51 pm

      Schools in Arizona start earlier every year. This year they started this week. Has nothing to do with year round. They get out before Memorial weekend now too. Very strange. I went to school here and it started after Labor Day, like you said, and got out the first week of June. I have no idea why these changes, makes no sense to me.

  16. Tommy6860 August 6th, 2014 at 5:47 pm

    I wondered why some of the kids at that school couldn’t perform simple word pronunciation :D.

    Anyway, nice catch on the edit, but Texas, Oklahoma or Florida, none would be surprising.

  17. fantagor August 6th, 2014 at 7:00 pm

    If you ever wondered what W.C. Fields would look like in drag, ta-da!

  18. M D Reese August 6th, 2014 at 7:28 pm

    The pants were not charged?

    • ShelleysLeg August 8th, 2014 at 8:28 am

      They disappeared faster than Congress on their August break.

  19. Robert V. Criss August 7th, 2014 at 10:58 am

    As disturbing as this is, why no articles about the crisis on the border, Obamacare failures, IRS criminal acts, constitution violations by the president?

    • ChrisVosburg August 7th, 2014 at 11:12 am

      Robert V Criss writes: why no articles about the crisis on the border, Obamacare failures, IRS criminal acts, constitution violations by the president?

      Lemme trollsplain, Robert: This site is called “Liberaland” and covers news “from the left.” Says so right on the package. Although in fact the subjects you describe are covered here– not that you’d be bothered to look– they are covered in a way that you would probably find uncomfortable to read.

      That is why you spend the bulk of your time at Tea Party News Network and Newsbusters and similar sites– they will massage your preconceived notions and your self-esteem for you.

      That is not going to happen here. Glad we got that sorted out.

    • Always Right August 7th, 2014 at 8:44 pm

      Only articles that are favored to the left are on this site. If you want both sides of an issue you need to go to places like Redstate; no wait, there you will get the right side. I think Drudge Report links all the news without bias commentary.

  20. Always Right August 7th, 2014 at 8:40 pm

    Grief counselors were called in to help the students erase the images from their minds so they don’t suffer from PTSD.