Oklahoma Teacher Arrested: Showed Up Drunk At School Without Pants On
An Oklahoma public school teacher was arrested on Monday after she allegedly showed up at school under the influence of alcohol and without her pants on, police said. She admitted to drinking vodka in her car before arriving at the school.
49-year-old Lorie Ann Hill was booked into the Wagoner City Jail on a public intoxication complaint, according to WGHP.
The pants were not charged in the incident.
Wagoner school officials notified police at about 9 :00 a.m. on Monday after Hill was described as being disoriented and appeared to be missing her pants. (I just can’t type that out enough times.)
Officers concluded after interviewing Hill that she had been drinking.
“She was found in a room kind of disoriented,” police said. “By the time we got there she was in a room and wearing shorts.”
Haley said Hill was newly hired by the school district.
Classes start in Wagoner on Thursday, and teachers will presumably be wearing pants. Pants are overrated anyway.
Watch courtesy of WGHP:
This post originally stated that the incident happened in Texas. That was corrected.
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