August 7, 2014 4:15 pm -

The birther conspiracy website WorldNetDaily is questioning President Obama’s birth year, too. The title of a post reads, “Obama Turned 53 — Or Did He?” Because we all know what a tricky trickster Obama is. Also, he’s black.

Ian Millhiser tweeted the image, because he’s obviously from Kenya, too. 

WND columnist Jack Cashill writes that Obama is not telling the truth about not only his birth place, but also about the year he was born.

The writer preposterously refers to a 2007 speech given by Obama delivered in Selma, Alabama, about how his “existence might not have been possible had it not been for some of the folks here today.”

You see, no one could have had an impact on Obama’s life just a few years after he was born, according to the author. Or ever really. Did I mention that Obama  is black? That means that Republicans who tout patriotism because the Founding Fathers impacted their lives so deeply are all full of sh*t.

Right Wing Watch reports:

Obama was born in 1961, while the Selma to Montgomery march occurred in 1965. Of course, Obama’s remarks clearly referred to the progress of the Civil Rights Movement in general, but Cashill interprets his words literally to suggest that Obama inadvertently admitted that his birth certificate is phony.

The author writers, “According to his birth certificate, Obama was born in 1961, four years before anyone outside of Alabama ever heard of the town.”

That settles it. Obama. is. a. usurper.

And for any of you born after 1968, Martin Luther King Jr., could not have had a profound influence of your life. Suck it up.

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

21 responses to An Actual Right Wing Headline: ‘Obama Turned 53 — Or Did He?’

  1. arc99 August 7th, 2014 at 4:24 pm

    It is getting to the point where referring to the birthers as idiots, fools, and bigots would constitute an insult of the highest order to actual idiots, fools, and bigots.

    • Andy Bolin August 7th, 2014 at 4:49 pm

      well except for the fact that birthers ARE actual idiots fools and bigots heh

  2. fantagor August 7th, 2014 at 4:31 pm

    Like when I mentioned the impact that Nirvana had on rock music, that means I was born AFTER Nirvana was a thing, as it’s impossible for one to understand the impact things have on the world unless one is born AFTER it happened.

  3. Obewon August 7th, 2014 at 4:39 pm

    Lol! 5 years ago Birther Queen Orly Taitz was smacked down by the Supreme Court on ‘Frivolous’ Litigation and ordered to pay a $20,000 Fine 08/16/10. Today Soviet dentist-lawyer Orly Taitz is still bilking delusional’s. OrlyTaitzESQ .com http://www.orlytaitzesq .com/ -Orly Taitz 08/04/2014, 2, Case docketed. Originating case number: 1:13-cv-01878-ELH. Case manager: CBennett. [14-1773] (CB). 08/04/2014.

    • mmaynard119 August 7th, 2014 at 5:05 pm

      i saw this as it happens. Lawrence O’Donnell went ballistic on Orly Tatiz when she wouldn’t directly answer his questions.

      • Obewon August 7th, 2014 at 5:48 pm

        Ha ha! Lawrence O’Donnell: ‘What about the birth certificate that you say you’ve never seen before? Was he born in Hawaii?’

        Grifter Taitz: ‘…Ahh ughh… But the Selective Service form… His social security number…’
        Lawrence O’Donnell:’Sorry I thought she’d address the birth certificate.’ “You’re Fired! Go play with Donald trump!”

      • tiredoftea August 7th, 2014 at 5:50 pm

        The last great LoD moment.

  4. majii August 7th, 2014 at 5:11 pm

    I knew where Selma was when I was kid because my mom was raised on a farm there. My parents would take my siblings and I to Selma and other places in AL every summer on two week vacations. As a kid, I not only knew where Selma was, I knew where Birmingham, Fairfield, Montgomery, Mobile, Brent, Tuscaloosa, and other places were in AL. Just because Cahill claims no one had heard of Selma before the Selma to Montgomery March occurred is more indicative of his ignorance than the ignorance of others.

    • tiredoftea August 7th, 2014 at 5:52 pm

      He’s an extreme fringe right wing white guy. He doesn’t want to know where Selma is or what it represents.

  5. labman57 August 7th, 2014 at 5:52 pm

    Everyone knows that cyborgs don’t age …

  6. Carla Akins August 7th, 2014 at 6:11 pm

    Obama is black???!!!

  7. edmeyer_able August 7th, 2014 at 6:18 pm

    Fun fact….on his Kenyan BC he’s 55…………../s

    • Kathy Levittown August 8th, 2014 at 9:47 pm

      Fun fact..Youre posting from Rikers Island….Its nice that prisoners have old lunatic?

  8. Guy Lauten August 7th, 2014 at 7:50 pm

    is that in lizard years?

  9. whatthe46 August 7th, 2014 at 9:36 pm

    LOL! these people need an enema.

    • imapayne August 8th, 2014 at 1:35 am

      Maybe a lobotomy

      • Khary A August 8th, 2014 at 12:40 pm

        That would be the same thing.

        • Kathy Levittown August 8th, 2014 at 9:46 pm


  10. talktothe hand August 8th, 2014 at 2:20 pm

    What are we going to do about the “dumbing down” of America. These radicals are dangerously ignorant!

  11. Bunya August 8th, 2014 at 3:08 pm

    Don’t forget, this president also rode the train from Illinois to Washington DC just like another person who “supposedly” had a profound impact on him – Abraham Lincoln who was sworn in as president in 1861. Now, either Obama is 153 years old (in which case, he ages extremely well) or Lincoln could not have had a profound impact on him.

    So which is it, Nobama? Did Lincoln really have an impact on you? If so, let me see your birth certificate from the 1800’s. Make sure it’s the REAL DEAL. I won’t accept any of these short Kenyan forms that were most likely witnessed by the Muslim Brotherhood!

    • Kathy Levittown August 8th, 2014 at 9:46 pm