August 12, 2014 9:30 pm -

Arizona Republican Congressional candidate Gary Kiehne put out a new ad which accidentally has a little something extra in it. By little, I mean huge.

It’s likely that Kiehne didn’t notice the enormous horse penis in the background, just hanging out. Obviously no one vetted the image before creating the ad, because again, there’s a giant horse schlong right there in the picture.

It’s right there FFS!


On the plus side for the Arizona Republican, people will remember this ad — especially at cocktail parties behind his back. “Oh, look it’s the horse penis guy.”

Via: Tucson Weekly 

H/T: My buddy @TomCinmidlife witt thanks.


D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

26 responses to Republican Congressional Candidate’s New Ad Accidentally Features Horse With Huge Erection

  1. Bruce Brown August 12th, 2014 at 9:38 pm

    Guess he is excited at all the horses asses he’s around

  2. labman57 August 12th, 2014 at 9:43 pm

    Caption reads:
    “Bend over, America. I’ve got something for you!”

  3. edmeyer_able August 12th, 2014 at 9:49 pm

    Even if they’re the only people in the picture there’s always a huge d**k in the frame

  4. Tommy6860 August 12th, 2014 at 10:11 pm

    Those horses aren’t fooled by one trick ponies..

  5. Jake August 12th, 2014 at 10:11 pm

    If he is elected maybe this could result in a hung Congress.

  6. Ripley in CT August 12th, 2014 at 10:19 pm

    perhaps he not hoping for an eLection…. 😉

  7. arc99 August 12th, 2014 at 10:26 pm

    What sticks out most for me (pun intended) is that just a few months ago, Republicans were expressing such heart-rending concern about people losing their health insurance.

    But as we get closer to the November elections, we see people like this guy and his REPEAL OBAMACARE talking point which if he gets his way, will guarantee that millions of people will lose their health insurance.

    If anyone wants to convince me that I am wrong to conclude that the charade of a few months ago was nothing but a cheap political stunt which in no way reflected any real concern about people losing health insurance, have at it.

  8. bhil August 12th, 2014 at 10:52 pm

    So why does he want to be a “Career Politician”? Just a thought.

  9. viva_democracy August 12th, 2014 at 11:08 pm

    But, has the horse had that erection for more than 4 hours? If so, he needs to go see a vet right away.

    • KarenJ August 13th, 2014 at 4:11 pm

      Technically that’s not an equine erection. It’s merely the equine penis extended from the sheath. He’s either about to pee, or showing some interest in the black horse…or, as I said in another comment, in the relaxed phase of an masturbatory experience. ;-D

  10. Obewon August 12th, 2014 at 11:35 pm

    Paging Speaker Boehner to the teabagging video campaign booth. AZ Gary Kiehne embracing Koch portends his Big Oil taxcut meme.

  11. tiredoftea August 12th, 2014 at 11:39 pm

    “Calling all horse’s asses. Calling all horse’s asses!

  12. granpa.usthai August 13th, 2014 at 12:12 am

    Awh! – HorseD*ck!

  13. fancypants August 13th, 2014 at 12:22 am

    the gop telling us… Its half past a horses ass and a 1/4 to its _______
    good night drive safe

  14. Dwendt44 August 13th, 2014 at 12:25 am

    Subliminal hint that he’s a manly man.

  15. R.J. Carter August 13th, 2014 at 9:51 am

    Could’ve been worse.

    Could’ve been a donkey.

  16. Mike Butkus Jr. August 13th, 2014 at 10:06 am

    First I read the headline, then I saw who wrote the article, then I fell over laughing. Curiously wondering how the decision making goes down between you and Allen, do you draw straws and the short straw means you win or lose?

  17. Ray August 13th, 2014 at 10:54 am

    I swear you could make a rubber stamp for this poster and apply this “campaign promise” to 99% of the CAREER POLITICIANS who run for congress for the first time. Oh and this is choice – defending our land rights. Like that criminal Cliven Bundy?

  18. Ray August 13th, 2014 at 10:56 am

    Excuse me but NOTHING in this picture was accidental.

  19. Lux Tempo August 13th, 2014 at 12:30 pm

    I needed this laugh.

  20. voice_reason August 13th, 2014 at 12:31 pm

    he couldn’t be shown carrying a gun so he did the next best thing

  21. Ol Blue August 13th, 2014 at 3:17 pm

    Alternate headline: “Kiehne photobombs horse penis”.

  22. KarenJ August 13th, 2014 at 4:07 pm

    Other online sites are having a lot of tongue-in-cheek fun with this.

    Hey, it could have been worse, it could have been a video! Anyone who’s been around horses knows that the visible evidence is a male horse having to pee, a stallion reacting to a mare in heat, or….a male horse masturbating. That last one would have been quite an attention-getter in a video.

  23. dave-dr-gonzo August 13th, 2014 at 9:41 pm

    Insert joke about electile dysfunction or stiff competition here…

  24. dave-dr-gonzo August 13th, 2014 at 11:30 pm

    “I’m Hugh G. Rection, and I approved this message!”