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August 18, 2014 8:32 pm - NewsBehavingBadly.com

Tucker Blandford had a very bad case of cold feet; so bad that shortly before the big day, which was to be August 15, he called his fiance disguised as his father to tell her her husband-to-be had died.

She then rang the American’s parents to offer her condolences, but they told her he was alive and well – and Miss Lanchester quickly learned he had faked his death to avoid the wedding.

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She said: ‘He has shattered my trust and I’m not sure I’ll ever be in a relationship again. All I ever did was love him. I’m so sick of being messed around and I’m glad to be rid of him…

After spending a year together Miss Lanchester began to plan for her return to Britain – but Mr Blandford proposed. They spoke daily and began making plans to spend their life together.
Miss Lanchester began to organise her dream wedding and set a date for the big day – August 15, 2014. She bought a handmade dress from eBay and picked out every detail for the occasion…

He told a reporter in a phone call: ‘I’m a terrible, awful person. I know I shouldn’t have told her I was dead, but I didn’t know what else to do.
‘Alex is an amazing girl but I got scared and wanted to get out of the relationship. It was moving extremely fast and with us being in different countries, it was really hard.[su_sky_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

6 responses to Connecticut Man Fakes Death To Avoid Wedding

  1. burqa August 18th, 2014 at 8:42 pm

    “She said: ‘He has shattered my trust and I’m not sure I’ll ever be in a relationship again. All I ever did was love him. I’m so sick of being messed around and I’m glad to be rid of him…”

    T’would be nice to be the payback guy.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qfz6d6-VbxI

  2. Carla Akins August 18th, 2014 at 8:59 pm

    Of course, she’s better off without him. What kind of graceless neanderthal thinks the fiance would not call the future in-laws to offer condolences. Oy vey.

  3. William August 18th, 2014 at 9:11 pm

    He should have stuck it out. You can always get a citizens divorce.

    http://youtu.be/3803stmkn68

    • tiredoftea August 19th, 2014 at 12:02 am

      Turn off the friggin’ autoplay, OK?

  4. tiredoftea August 19th, 2014 at 12:03 am

    Tucker Blandford was not the first clue?

  5. Khary A August 19th, 2014 at 5:42 pm

    Yeesh what a “deck”, Also dude she is seriously out of your pudgy faced league. Hope you like hanging with your bros now that your off the hook from bagging a hot Brit that, at least in the vid posting, seems like a normal happy woman, who actually cared about you.