By
August 20, 2014 11:42 am - NewsBehavingBadly.com

[su_center_ad]

For all of the conservatives who hollered at little kids on buses and demanded soldiers be deployed to scare away said children and basically flipped shit over the invading hordes of adorable children fleeing murder and violence in Central America, have we got some good news for you. Since there’s obviously no way to turn off the Oba-magnet that is America’s reputation for decency and humanity, Central American murderers are doing their part to protect our homeland.¬†Instead of taking post-schvitz naps in an eleventy-bazillion-dollar luxury Hotel Caligula in Texas, a whole mess of these little lawbreakers will be napping in the dirt of the place they came here from:

“There are many youngsters who only three days after they’ve been deported are killed, shot by a firearm,” said Hector Hernandez, who runs the morgue in San Pedro Sula. “They return just to die.”

At least five, perhaps as many as 10, of the 42 children slain here since February had been recently deported from the U.S., Hernandez said.

Let’s see them try and find a path to citizenship out of this, am I right?

In case you’ve forgotten, there was this huge crisis a few months back that…READ MORE

[su_sky_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

13 responses to ‘Border Crisis’ Solved: Deported Central American Children Are Being Murdered

  1. Anomaly 100 August 20th, 2014 at 11:47 am

    How very ‘pro-life’.

    • juicyfruityyy August 20th, 2014 at 12:42 pm

      Only until they are born. Then they are pro-death.

  2. MIAtheistGal August 20th, 2014 at 11:52 am

    These poor refugees! No child deserves to die like this. Heart breaking.

  3. Abby Normal August 20th, 2014 at 11:55 am

    “America, America, God shed His Grace on three . . . . .” Right. Any American with a conscience who does NOT show up to vote the right-wing scoundrels out of office this November should be ashamed of themselves.

    • fahvel August 20th, 2014 at 12:12 pm

      Bravo – in western europe we have problems but nothing close to the sickness expressed and revealed by your country. It’s a sad place from my vantage point.

    • juicyfruityyy August 20th, 2014 at 12:46 pm

      Too many people are anger and want change. But when you try to get them to register to vote. They turn the other way.

      • Nicholas Russell Harris August 21st, 2014 at 3:58 am

        That is our biggest downfall as progressive people, low voter turnout. That is how these rat bastards get into positions of power, because we ALLOW them to by not voting.

  4. edmeyer_able August 20th, 2014 at 11:59 am

    They may just change their mind about coming to ‘merica’ if they view the coverage of Ferguson and see how we treat our own citizens.

  5. Jeff Allen August 20th, 2014 at 12:06 pm

    I still don’t see what the criteria for humanitarian crisis requiring US intervention is. Women and children being raped and murdered (and now journalists) half way around the world gets instant attention and a months long humanitarian crisis in which women and children are being raped and murdered going to and from our own borders does not.

  6. juicyfruityyy August 20th, 2014 at 12:41 pm

    Time, patience, and justice will take care of them. They will not get away with their violence towards children. People, even their own are getting tired of their barbaric behavior.

  7. wpadon August 20th, 2014 at 12:41 pm

    You could say that these children are being “Perry-ed”

    • Jerry Ericsson August 21st, 2014 at 9:58 am

      If OBO hadn’t started this crap they would probably be alive today! Easy to blame Obama, just as he always blames Bush.

  8. William August 20th, 2014 at 2:44 pm

    The right should forever hang their heads in shame. They have failed as humans, as Americans and as Christians.