August 22, 2014 9:05 am -

What a charmer. Not.

A hat tip to Karoli at Crooks and Liars and DU user 951-Riverside for bringing us inside the world of Ferguson cop and retired Army  Sgt. Major Dan Page.


951-Riverside provided this time line of the video’s lowlights:

[su_r_sky_ad]1:07: Talks about all men being created equal then went on to say “That does not mean affirmative action”.

1:26: Rants about hate crime laws

3:22: Black (little?) Perverts

5:25: Talks about doing a fair share of killing

15:40: Calls supreme court justice a homosexual sodomite.

18:30 “If I die I go to heaven… I died a long time ago”

20:30: Talks about St. Louis County schools

26:40: Calls President Obama an illegal alien

27:00: We can kill you anyway we want

31:38: Goes on anti-muslim rant

37:00: Talks about being a Saint Louis County Cop

43:00: Talk about killing people again

46:41: Goes on rant over being briefed about the 9/11 attacks on Aug 1st 1999 then says 9/11 happened 30 days later also talks about no weapons of mass destruction being found in Afghanistan.

49:22: Continues rant about having secret clearance at Fort (Leavenworth?) and training with Russian spetsnaz

52:40: Says people involved in domestic violence should “just shoot each other and get it over with”.

53:15: Somebody like me is going to come in and kill you

56:20: I don’t trust nobody and I hate everybody. I hate y’all too I hate everybody. I’m into diversity. I kill everybody.

58:02: Audience member: So what happens when good men like you are retiring from the military. What kind of military do we have left then?

58:15: Sodomites and females. End of statement.

1:01:00: Rants about female green beret

1:03:00 He’s handed an oathkeeper patch [su_sky_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

61 responses to Watch: Cop Who Shoved CNN’s Don Lemon Rants To Oath Keepers

  1. granpa.usthai August 22nd, 2014 at 9:13 am

    bet I can guess which white racist group at Nevada is his favorite. Which ‘rule of law’ he enjoyed seeing trashed the most is a toughie, but from reading the program without listening first I’d just have to go with any or all.

  2. Anomaly 100 August 22nd, 2014 at 9:15 am

    It makes so much sense now. This is one of the most insane things I’ve heard in awhile.

  3. SnotRag Dave August 22nd, 2014 at 9:22 am

    3:22 “black robed perverts”… he was talking about the Supreme Court

    • nobodobodon August 22nd, 2014 at 1:36 pm

      I also heard “black-robed perverts”, and that makes more sense in context.

      Upsurtions. LOL

  4. NW10 August 22nd, 2014 at 9:23 am

    • tiredoftea August 22nd, 2014 at 11:13 am

      Idiots are offended!

  5. MIAtheistGal August 22nd, 2014 at 9:23 am

    How did he ever become a cop? Don’t they screen for mental illness anymore?

    • tiredoftea August 22nd, 2014 at 11:13 am

      Or, ever?

  6. Anomaly 100 August 22nd, 2014 at 9:24 am

    “You have a right to marry who you want.”….except for teh evil gays.

    • Yenta August 22nd, 2014 at 12:11 pm

      I didn’t make it 60 seconds. Then I read the timeline and my blood pressure shot off the chart.

    • M D Reese August 22nd, 2014 at 12:21 pm

      I could only stand to skim the timeline. I hope he gets fired. Is there a blacklist of broken cops?

      • tiredoftea August 22nd, 2014 at 12:24 pm

        Yup, it’s called Oathkeepers!

        • M D Reese August 23rd, 2014 at 12:12 am

          Ah! Promise Keepers with guns!

          • tiredoftea August 23rd, 2014 at 12:41 am

            Yes, similarly delusional views of equal protection under the law.

      • Anomaly 100 August 22nd, 2014 at 1:35 pm

        I just couldn’t stop watching him do the crazy talk. I didn’t finish the video but I was close. I deserve a medal or something.

        • raincheck August 22nd, 2014 at 2:09 pm

          lol…. yes you do

          • Anomaly 100 August 22nd, 2014 at 2:26 pm

            We need to have a word with Alan about this.

        • M D Reese August 22nd, 2014 at 11:46 pm

          I feel your pain.

  7. uzza August 22nd, 2014 at 11:09 am


    • tiredoftea August 22nd, 2014 at 11:14 am

      Yeah, screen for people like him.

  8. Larry Schmitt August 22nd, 2014 at 11:13 am

    Aren’t we all glad we don’t live in Ferguson?

    • tiredoftea August 22nd, 2014 at 11:14 am

      Yes, but we all live close to it.

      • Larry Schmitt August 22nd, 2014 at 11:16 am

        Closer than we’d like to. Ya never know when one of these scary guys will come out of the bushes.

        • tiredoftea August 22nd, 2014 at 11:18 am

          Or, out of a Police car.

  9. tiredoftea August 22nd, 2014 at 11:15 am

    We have met the enemy. It is clowns like him and his fringe groups who will bring our country to ruin and anarchy.

  10. Yenta August 22nd, 2014 at 12:13 pm

    I hope this thing gets around and he gets publicly shamed.

    • tiredoftea August 22nd, 2014 at 12:24 pm

      If an NRA award is public shaming, then he will.

    • NeedACleverName August 22nd, 2014 at 7:20 pm

      You can’t shame a conspiracy theorist. Every time someone disagrees with them, they simply feel more special and intelligent and convinced that everyone around them is an idiot or operative for “the other side.”

      • whatthe46 August 22nd, 2014 at 9:31 pm

        called PARANOID!

      • DaddyO_969 August 23rd, 2014 at 7:14 am

        Exactly. Your disagreement is more ‘proof’ that they are correct. I’d prefer more, psychedelic delusions myself, but, oh well. Reality is here to stay.

  11. RioBravoHombre August 22nd, 2014 at 12:25 pm

    Keep talking, assplug. Guys like this racist piece of shit are PRECISELY why the GOP is going to be a carcass soon.

  12. Tommy6860 August 22nd, 2014 at 12:38 pm

    This is the end result of when idiots like this ass-hat become white afflicted.

  13. MBE August 22nd, 2014 at 12:50 pm

    This is the image of ignorance and narcissism. He is the poster child for all that is wrong in this country. This tape could be used to teach psychiatry residents about all manner of personality disorders.

    • Skip Patterson August 22nd, 2014 at 8:36 pm

      And he is also the poster child for “Americans are you going to do anything about this?

      • DaddyO_969 August 23rd, 2014 at 7:01 am

        You mean like arrest him for sedition? He’s reading this entirely through his fogged lenses of neo-conservative bullshit. By the way: those founders he’s so fond of, were NOT Christian, they were Deists running away from fundamentals and getting out from under a State Religion and they became those very same bobble-heads he’s whining about.

        • Skip Patterson August 23rd, 2014 at 7:54 pm

          What I mean is that it is more than clear to anyone who has followed politics for any length of time, that what we are doing now is not working. There is no question that the Democratic party has failed the country dismally as a resistance party to creeping fascism over the last 30 years, more properly understood these days as being Christofascism. It’s like Chris Hedges says, “We have suffered a slow moving coup by the corporatist and they have won. However, my position should not be confused or misunderstood as saying that people should not get out to vote as it is always true that we should always vote in any election.

          What I am saying is that we need to understand that what we have been doing has been ineffective. In fact it is so blatant that we are now a fascist state, which we have been for the last 20 years or so, that even Princeton University, in conjunction with Northwestern University, recently released a study stating we are no longer a democracy but are instead an oligarchy, which is a nice way of saying a fascist oligarchy. Over the last couple of decades we have lost much of our freedoms, especially under the Bush administration, and are continuing to lose more by Republican obstructionism. It must also be understood that when a society has their freedoms taken away from them that such freedoms are not coming back unless they are taken back.

          But the hard fact is that right-wing Christofascist are not a group that one can reason with, you cannot negotiate with them, and they are also people who view compromise as a sin punishable by death. And that is eternal death!

          So until Americans develop an attitude of we are going to take the country back from the Christofascist by whatever means necessary to achieve such goals, the country will be completely lost. So the question everyone must ask of themselves is what am I willing to do to reclaim our democracy and freedom. Are you willing to write letters to the papers? Are you willing to attend a march? Are you willing to do whatever it takes to prevail? And I would suggest that we look back and see what the founders resolution for that problem was.

    • whatthe46 August 22nd, 2014 at 9:30 pm

      that was funny.

  14. nobodobodon August 22nd, 2014 at 1:40 pm

    5:43 ” (reading) ‘The president shall be commander in chief of the army and navy’ – Notice they don’t mention the marines or the air force. There’s a reason for that.”

    I was kinda thinking the reason for that would be that they didn’t exist at the time…

    • eaglesfanintn August 22nd, 2014 at 2:38 pm

      Didn’t Jesus fly around on pterodactyls? If he could, surely George Washington could as well – first American Air Force right there. It’s in the Holy Bible (new American Fundamentalist edition).

      • Skip Patterson August 22nd, 2014 at 8:35 pm

        I’ll give you a +1 for creativity. Have you ever thought about a career in preaching?

    • DaddyO_969 August 22nd, 2014 at 4:32 pm

      And the marines are naval soldiers.

      • Skip Patterson August 22nd, 2014 at 8:33 pm

        And the Air Force is really Army soldiers.

        • DaddyO_969 August 23rd, 2014 at 6:58 am

          You’re joking, right? The Marines were founded in 1775, before the Revolutionary war and have ALWAYS been part of the Navy, as SOLDIERS. Modeled originally on the British. The Army Air Corps became the Air Force AFTER WWII. That isn’t even the beginnings of relevant to the story nor to my comment.

          • jasperjava August 23rd, 2014 at 7:08 am

            I think Skip was agreeing with you. Just as the Marines used to be considered members of the Navy, air force personnel used to be a branch of the Army.

            What’s funny is the thought that teabaggers might not be aware that the Air Force isn’t in the Constitution simply because airplanes hadn’t been invented yet.

            I have no doubt that right-wingers are that ignorant.

          • DaddyO_969 August 23rd, 2014 at 7:12 am

            Willfully, so.

          • Skip Patterson August 23rd, 2014 at 5:45 pm

            I am in agreement and thanks for the aplolgie.

  15. Suzanne McFly August 22nd, 2014 at 3:09 pm

    Looks like he fits right in there.

  16. Gary August 22nd, 2014 at 4:13 pm


  17. darin29 August 22nd, 2014 at 6:05 pm

    this is a pro-citizen Milita group mostly white, male, “Christian” and mostly teabag republican. The “aggrieved oppressed white male’s club”. They were named in 2009 Southern Poverty Law Center’s of dangerous groups to watch out fir in America.

    • Skip Patterson August 22nd, 2014 at 6:44 pm

      Any active duty military persons, or law enforcement officers, or emergency response persons, who are found to be associated with any of these paramilitary right-wing militias, and especially Oath Keepers, should be fired immediately.

      • whatthe46 August 22nd, 2014 at 9:29 pm


  18. Obewon August 22nd, 2014 at 6:16 pm

    Racists like this cop are terrified of ‘Hate crimes’-special circumstances with life in prison guaranteeing equal rights via our governing under the U.S. Constitution, not the DOI-Lol!

    • Chinese Democracy August 22nd, 2014 at 8:58 pm

      I loved the audience member asking what was going to happen when good cops like him retire.

      • Obewon August 22nd, 2014 at 9:13 pm

        Heh-heh Andy:) The long anticipated changing U.S. demographics have made America a far better place where delusional xenophobes are outed for their bigotry. Who would’ve figured cons would still be depending on racism for 21st century votes while the 89% white GOP dies leaving only a brain drained residue from their mental hospital escapee demographic.

      • whatthe46 August 22nd, 2014 at 9:28 pm

        it was as if she heard nothing except the a phrase regarding the military and everything else sounded like it was coming from charle brown’s teacher.

  19. Chinese Democracy August 22nd, 2014 at 9:01 pm

    Gosh I wonder why Mike Brown was shot while black?

  20. whatthe46 August 22nd, 2014 at 9:29 pm

    and these people are breeding.

  21. Skip Patterson August 23rd, 2014 at 12:08 am

    The last thing this Christofascist needs is a gun and the legal right to kill with it.

  22. Jon August 23rd, 2014 at 7:38 am

    Are people purposely trying to start a race war? This is like NBC and Zimmerman all over again. This is wrong.

    “This here”, he added, brandishing a copy of the Bible, “is the foundation for this”, meaning the declaration of independence. “You can’t separate them. I don’t know what them black little perverts don’t understand down there.

    ”He said ” them black ROPED little perverts” meaning the judge, not black people.


  23. Padma Gyaltsen August 23rd, 2014 at 12:45 pm

    He is not a Ferguson cop. He is with the St. Louis County Police.

  24. Padma Gyaltsen August 23rd, 2014 at 12:46 pm

    Active duty military should be court martialed and sent to Gitmo. Not to be waterboarded, but because they are a clear and present danger to this country