August 28, 2014 9:56 am -

Police said three women flirted with two men who were guests at a Las Vegas hotel, got the men drunk, then ran off with their expensive wristwatches which they hid in their vajayjays. Bryanna Warren, 23; Trinity Kennard, 23; and Charmella Triggs were arrested in connection to an Aug. 17 robbery that took place at the Encore hotel-casino, according to documents.


[su_center_ad]Warren and Triggs approached and flirted with a tourist from India at a hotel bar at about 3:30 a.m. that day, according to KVVU.

The man was staying at the hotel with a friend. One of the women gave her phone number to the man, then they left. About a half hour later while the man approached his hotel room, he bumped into the two females again.

After having drinks with the two men, the women asked if they could if invite a third female, who was identified as Kennard, to the room.

According to police, one of the women undressed one of the men and performed a sexual act on him in a separate part of the room. During the act, the man removed his $12,000 Rolex watch. Another woman began to get intimate with the other guest at the same time, which prompted him to remove his $4,000 Rolex watch.

One of the two men noticed that his watch was not where he left it and that’s when the women fled from the room to the elevator with one of the men following them. According to documents, when the women were inside the elevator, one of them pulled out a stun gun and threatened the man who followed them. Two of the women were seen on surveillance video hiking up their dresses inside the elevator, squatting and then inserting foreign objects in their vaginas.

KVVU reports that police officers were able to catch up with the women in the taxi pick-up area of the hotel after security was alerted by the two victims. Officers were able to recover a stun gun and one of the watches while the three were detained at the hotel. Police said that Kennard was seen fidgeting while being held by police. After Kennard was booked, the other watch was found during a strip search.

The three women were charged with  burglary, conspiracy to commit grand larceny and conspiracy to commit robbery.

Earlier this month, a Las Vegas Masseuse allegedly stole her client’s $35,000 Rolex and hid it inside her vagina.

I’d hate to see these women in a furniture store with their eyes on a sofa. Car shopping with these women would be really uncomfortable, too. There’s just so much that can fit all up in there.

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D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

10 responses to Women Smuggled Stolen Watches In Their Vaginas

  1. Tommy6860 August 28th, 2014 at 10:03 am

    They only did it when it wasn’t their time of the month. *GROANS*

  2. Josh August 28th, 2014 at 10:06 am

    It’s been known to happen!

  3. crc3 August 28th, 2014 at 10:09 am

    These things happen when men “think” with their d*cks…

    • raincheck August 28th, 2014 at 1:43 pm

      Darn it!… I know I had my watch a moment ago

  4. edmeyer_able August 28th, 2014 at 11:03 am

    Reminds me of I guy I use to know who wore his ‘self-winding’ watch on his d**k, I wont tell you how he wound it.

  5. tiredoftea August 28th, 2014 at 11:25 am

    Giving new meaning to waterproof.

  6. Jake August 28th, 2014 at 12:47 pm

    Hold on – this story has been run before – and to prove it I’ll repeat my joke from then…..

    The customs official got suspicious when he heard the woman’s biological clock ticking.

  7. raincheck August 28th, 2014 at 1:38 pm

    Skin diver watches? EDIT…Maybe they just wanted to *gift* wrap them

  8. labman57 August 31st, 2014 at 2:57 pm

    Rolex, borrowing a tag line from Timex, plans to hire these ladies to provide testimonials, as the well-nestled watches “took a licking and kept on ticking”.

  9. burqa September 16th, 2014 at 8:29 pm