August 31, 2014 5:54 pm -

One minute Republicans claim President Obama is a dictator and in the next breath, they claim that he’s weak. Such is the case with Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), who is widely seen as a potential GOP presidential candidate in 2016.

On Saturday, at the conservative group Americans For Prosperity’s Defending The American Dream Summit in Dallas, the audience chanted “Run Ted! Run!” as Cruz blasted Obama for “lawless” immigration policies, accused the president of making the country a “kitty cat” in the face of a threat posed by Vladimir Putin’s Russian “bear,” and called for America to bomb the jihadist group ISIS “back to the stone age,” according to Business Insider.


[su_center_ad]Cruz began by mocking the Obama administration.

“Back in Washington there’s a diet that is now very, very popular,” Cru said.. “It’s called the Obama Diet. Works very, very well. You simply let Putin eat your lunch every day.”

Cruz went on to call for bombing ISIS, which by the way, Obama has been doing, but whatevs.

“You’re dealing with monsters who are crucifying Christians and beheading American journalists, when you’re dealing with monsters who are training upwards of 100 Americans right now to come back here and visit the same terror on Americans here,” Cruz said. “Number one, we need to not let into this country any American who is fighting with ISIS. And, number two, ISIS says they want to go back and reject modernity. Well, I think we should help them. We ought to bomb them back to the stone age!”

“In the year 2017, a Republican president in the Rose Garden is going to sign a bill repealing every word of Obamacare!” he declared while off his meds.

Cruz is apparently suggesting that President Barack Obama allows ISIS members into America for the lulz.  Which is it GOP? Obama is either a lawless, ruthless tyrannical dictator or he’s a “kitty cat.” Why can’t Obama be more like  right wing hero Vladimir Putin (R-KGB) who shoots passenger planes out the sky? Why can’t Obama jump into a war without thought of lives lost and mounting debt? Cruz is saying that POTUS is a bloodthirsty dictator who refuses to jump into another senseless war. He’s a p*ssy dictator.

Republicans need some new material. Something less embarrassing. [su_sky_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

31 responses to Ted Cruz Calls Obama A ‘Kitty Cat’ And Putin A ‘Russian Bear’

  1. edmeyer_able August 31st, 2014 at 6:00 pm

    Another con beating the war drums teddy has a man crush.

  2. Red Mann August 31st, 2014 at 6:17 pm

    Why do these cons hate America so much? Has ODS removed any intelligence and empathy from them?

    • juicyfruityyy September 1st, 2014 at 6:45 pm

      They hate the fact that America has become too colorful. They want to return it to their idea of purity.

  3. Jake August 31st, 2014 at 6:23 pm

    With John McCain, Peter King, Lindsey Graham and now Ted Cruz all declaring their unrequited love for Vlad the I’m Paler, I think we have enough contestants for a game of the All-Male Republican Dating Game.

  4. NW10 August 31st, 2014 at 6:27 pm

  5. mike_D August 31st, 2014 at 6:44 pm

    I want to say “go live in Russia,” but why would Putin want these slime buckets living in his Country?

    • edmeyer_able August 31st, 2014 at 7:45 pm

      True story, my nephew and his daughter just went to Russia for a year. He is a staunch Republican and a climate denier who has a PHD in meteorology. He won a Fulbright Grant.

    • tiredoftea August 31st, 2014 at 9:30 pm

      He does like Steven Seagal, so they wouldn’t even be noticed.

  6. shindigg August 31st, 2014 at 7:25 pm

    And Cuban Senator Ted Cruz of Canada, R-ultra reich wing, charlatan con cult party, is a phony baloney–a fake, PHONY, and a FRAUD extraordinaire, who is much too RECKLESS and PHONY to be trusted with more power or Texass….

    This McCarthyesque clown show, cheap shot artist, and reich wing con job is too low brow to be considered trustworthy. And he isn’t trustworthy: What did he do without all that money he collected when he was pretending he was going to repeal Obama care?

    Plus he doesn’t even realize that he was a major reason why the desperado, LYING, republicon charlatan cult party shut our government down (let alone take any responsibility for it as he goes on his merry way), which the estimates were that cost the country $24 Billion. Poof it went, along with the story in the “liberal media.” LMAO….
    Even other hard core right wingers, for instance Peter King of New York, know Cruz is a low brow sc*mbag of ill will…

    Also, my rant is TRUE, unlike Cuban Ted Cruz of Canada’s LIES that he spreads and other NONsubstantive nonsense he shamelessly and recklessly throws around……

  7. AnthonyLook August 31st, 2014 at 7:57 pm

    Traitors like him, that follow him should be ashamed.

    • juicyfruityyy September 1st, 2014 at 6:42 pm

      They should be jailed!!

      • AnthonyLook September 3rd, 2014 at 12:55 am

        Was thinking court ordered firing squad, but jail will do.

  8. William August 31st, 2014 at 8:21 pm

    Baggers and Putin, I still don’t get it.

    • Jake August 31st, 2014 at 10:56 pm

      Maybe we should stop calling them Tea-baggers and start calling them Hand-baggers.

  9. edmargerum August 31st, 2014 at 8:30 pm

    At last, a Republican with the swagger and ideals of a Mussolini.

  10. Larry Schmitt August 31st, 2014 at 9:08 pm

    And everybody loved Hitler in the ’30’s, too, until he turned into Hitler.

    • juicyfruityyy September 1st, 2014 at 6:25 pm

      Too many of the Re-thugs and Tea-baggers salutes Hitler. They like the idea of ethnic cleansing.

  11. tiredoftea August 31st, 2014 at 9:32 pm

    So, that would make Canadian Teddy, what? A cub?

    • raincheck September 1st, 2014 at 7:09 am

      A cub from that Russian Bear?

  12. crc3 August 31st, 2014 at 9:59 pm

    Well Ted…you’re a SNAKE!

  13. fancypants September 1st, 2014 at 3:04 am

    ted must be angry ?

  14. fahvel September 1st, 2014 at 3:50 am

    how is this thing eligible to run (become) president of the usa?

    • juicyfruityyy September 1st, 2014 at 6:24 pm

      He would only become President if we don’t vote.

  15. granpa.usthai September 1st, 2014 at 5:24 am

    did anybody opt to ask the Kanadian Klown WTF the mythical 2017 Republican would do different?

    • juicyfruityyy September 1st, 2014 at 6:41 pm

      The Mythical 2017 Re-thug, will have all available bodies in a war, within a month’s time. These are rich Re-thugs, who use war as their toy; to keep from getting too bored. They have not been to war but use this to validate their war and foreign policy credentials.

  16. raincheck September 1st, 2014 at 7:26 am

    Cruz is a smart, highly educated, dangerous man that knows how to manipulate, his low information base and whip them into a frenzy, able to fool them into thinking he is just like them… Just another good ole boy, cloth covered Republican Patriot… strutting across the stage like some innocent, Evangelical Choir boy delivering a message (red meat) to the congregation that appears to be starving for it

    • juicyfruityyy September 1st, 2014 at 6:36 pm

      Crucifer is arrogant. He isn’t smart enough to know and understand the true association among all the countries. He doesn’t know government. He is just a wind-up toy that was put out to play. Unfornuately, it will be the American people who will suffer.

  17. Elliot J. Stamler September 1st, 2014 at 5:58 pm

    Cruz is excessive and extreme in many respects and simplistic….BUT NOT ENTIRELY WRONG. Obama is a foreign policy failure and most Democrats know it which is why they’re running AWAY from him if they are this year running for office.

    • juicyfruityyy September 1st, 2014 at 6:22 pm

      They are not running around from President Obama’s Foreign Policy. They are Democrats with the Party name but Re-thugs ideology. They should not have be elected into office because the vote with the Re-thugs. No matter what.

  18. Deborah September 1st, 2014 at 6:18 pm

    I had a kitty cat that was so sweet and cuddly. She loved my daughter the most, and every day she would rouse from her nap, jump to the window to watch for my daughter coming home from school, right at 3 pm. One day our gentle cat slipped out the front door as my daughter was coming in. There were 2 dogs on our sidewalk, one a rottweiller, one a german shephard, both full grown. I guess Kitty (that was her name) didn’t like them around her girl, so she took off after them, not making a sound. She jumped on the shephard’s back digging in her claws, and both dogs went running and doggie screaming down the street. True story.

    Oh, and I also saw a video on youtube of a cat chasing a bear up a tree. Just saying.

  19. juicyfruityyy September 1st, 2014 at 6:31 pm

    Crucifer, is a Coke Brother puppet. Their game is to control the world. They don’t care how many dies. It won’t be their child, husband, mother, sister, wife, etc. They want control and to bring this country back to the Stone-age. They are so good at projecting.