August 31, 2014 6:42 pm -

Open Carry activists in Richmond, Virginia went to a protest for Michael Brown, the teenager who was shot down in Ferguson Missouri by a police officer. The only problem is that the gun dorks couldn’t remember Michael Brown’s name.


[su_center_ad]While discussing the death of the teenager, Jason Spitzer says, “What was his name?” A man responds saying, “You’re at the rally and you don’t know his name?”

Spitzer declares, “I know his last name is Ferguson.”  ProTip: No he doesn’t.

“His name is not Ferguson at all,” the protester remarked with a smile on his face as he turned his back to walk away. “That’s hilarious,” he said.  Remember when Open Carry Texas planned to march in a predominately  black neighborhood? I can picture them trying to blend in, “What was that I have a dream dude’s name?”

Watch starting around the 1:29 mark:

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D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

40 responses to Watch: Open Carry Activists Attend Rally For Michael Brown But Don’t Know His Name

  1. Republicans_are_Evil August 31st, 2014 at 6:47 pm

    Stupid people shouldn’t be allowed to own firearms.

    • tiredoftea August 31st, 2014 at 9:23 pm

      Or, go out in public.

      • Republicans_are_Evil August 31st, 2014 at 9:39 pm

        Well, not unsupervised, certainly.

        • fahvel September 1st, 2014 at 3:59 am

          do you really want to watch? I have a neighbor who raises some pigs each year – they procreate with more finesse than these cretins.

      • M D Reese August 31st, 2014 at 9:46 pm

        …or breed…

    • fahvel September 1st, 2014 at 3:58 am

      stupid evil people shouldn’t be allowed.

    • Ben September 4th, 2014 at 3:37 am

      or vote.

  2. KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker August 31st, 2014 at 6:53 pm

    Fools looking for a cause.
    I’d bet these asshats don’t even know that the victim wasn’t Caucasian.

  3. mea_mark August 31st, 2014 at 6:54 pm

    So gunnuts aren’t just compensating for small penises, they are compensating for small minds as well.

  4. Denise August 31st, 2014 at 7:01 pm

    I suppose its the thought that counts. black males walk down streets unarmed and are murdered by the police. these guys carry armed guns and everything is ok. I don’t want to hear another white person say there is no such thing as ,”white privilege,” because thisvis proof right here.

    what I want to know is where were these ammosexuals at while predominately black protesters were being occupied by a militarized police? that’s when they were needed.

  5. William August 31st, 2014 at 8:49 pm

    “I know his last name is Ferguson.”
    Welcome to the brain trust.

  6. Guest August 31st, 2014 at 8:59 pm

    I heard banjos playing.

  7. tiredoftea August 31st, 2014 at 9:25 pm

    “Uhh, we heard about the viagra samples here. Where are they?”

  8. FieryLocks August 31st, 2014 at 9:26 pm

    Opportunistic scumbags

    • Gwennedd August 31st, 2014 at 11:03 pm

      They’re white RWNJ..and show up at a rally held for a dead black man… with guns..and have no clue as to who the dead man is. Ammosexual twits. I’m surprised the crowd didn’t run them off. I would have.

    • whatthe46 August 31st, 2014 at 11:32 pm

      dumb opportunistic scumbags. i bet they don’t even feel stupid. lol

  9. crc3 August 31st, 2014 at 10:09 pm

    Combined IQ of all three = 75…

    • whatthe46 August 31st, 2014 at 11:30 pm

      you give them too much credit. that was hilarious.

  10. Republicans_are_Evil August 31st, 2014 at 11:07 pm

    The right wing gun nuts are looking for excuses to pull the trigger.

  11. whatthe46 August 31st, 2014 at 11:35 pm

    3 blind mice.

  12. CoCo September 1st, 2014 at 8:41 am

    Things Jason also knows: Why the caged dog sings, what happens to a dream transferred and also that we didn’t land on the Rock of Gibraltar, the Rock of Gibraltar landed on us.

  13. R J September 1st, 2014 at 10:39 am

    These open carry/small penis clubs are filled with nothing more than guys that are bitter and pissed over the fact that they can not get a woman other than those that are related to them. All of these guys have the same look about them, losers that no one wants to be around.

  14. Columbo September 1st, 2014 at 10:56 am

    Who ever said, “history repeats itself” was absolutely right. It’s like the wild, wild west.

  15. Lux Tempo September 1st, 2014 at 2:29 pm

    Hilarious and sad at the same time. You just can’t make this sh#t up.

  16. ValianThor September 1st, 2014 at 3:32 pm

    We have a different Michael Brown in our area too. Except, he’s the disgraced former FEMA director who presided over the Katrina disaster some 10 years ago; that’s right, Brownie has let his past failures serve as a launching pad for his current position……as another failed local talk-show host.

  17. Peter Wlassak September 2nd, 2014 at 11:34 am


  18. Thomas Lee September 2nd, 2014 at 11:40 am

    The three amigo dumb asses

  19. The Postman September 2nd, 2014 at 11:48 am

    Well, that’s our show for tonight! And remember; it’s never too late to start feeding your kids meth! Good night!

  20. ObamasaDickhead September 2nd, 2014 at 12:07 pm

    Why would open carry activists rally for an obvious thug? More propaganda from the idiotic anti-freedom pinheads. Go ahead libtards, keep wasting your time…LOL!

    • MysticHipster September 2nd, 2014 at 12:14 pm

      ^^ Kill yourself

    • Matt Pantages September 2nd, 2014 at 12:18 pm

      do you consciously work at being this stupid, or is it just genetic?

      • liz September 2nd, 2014 at 12:23 pm

        Matt I love you for making this comment. Thank you for that lol

      • Ken Perrin September 2nd, 2014 at 8:46 pm

        genetic, need to thin the pool.

  21. MysticHipster September 2nd, 2014 at 12:14 pm

    Cletis mother fuckers. Hope they wear a condom when they make love to their guns.

  22. stranton September 2nd, 2014 at 1:41 pm

    war mongrels

  23. IAmAmirHasan September 2nd, 2014 at 2:05 pm

    Hello, I am the man that was speaking with Jason Spitzer in this clip. I do not agree with these gun nuts tactics, but I do want you to know that Jason has issued an apology and explained this. It was simple a “brain fart”. He had minutes earlier been in a heated exchange with the man filming this interaction whose name is Chris Dorsey, that is why he gives Michael Browns name as Chris. I hate that I am sticking up for this guy, but in the interest of fairness I believe it is important.

    • HotKnife September 5th, 2014 at 12:56 pm

      Integrity is sometimes a bitter pill. Thanks, the story seemed too stereotypical to be 100% true.