September 2, 2014 10:14 am -

Open Carry intellectuals in Richmond, Virginia went to a protest for Michael Brown, the teenager who was shot down in Ferguson Missouri by a police officer. The only problem is that Jason Spitzer thought the victim’s name was “Chris Brown” then he clarified that he at least knew that Michael’s last name was “Ferguson.”

In a 7 minute, 34 second video uploaded on YouTube, Spitzer apologizes just before calling the deceased “Chris Dorsey.”


[su_center_ad]Jason explains that sometimes he can think of ice cream and see birds flying by and his words get mixed up, or something. I hope he doesn’t get distracted while carrying his rifle around Richmond, Virginia.


Big thanks to my pal out there who shall remain anonymous. I’d hate for Spitzer to be thinking of her or him, birds and ice cream, all at the same time. [su_sky_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

28 responses to Open Carry Genius Sorry He Forgot Michael Brown’s Name At Protest For Ferguson, Then Does It Again

  1. wpadon September 2nd, 2014 at 10:33 am

    My brother has a similar problem with getting words mixed up when he speaks after he had a stroke. After two years of therapy, he is improving.

    • Carla Akins September 2nd, 2014 at 11:35 am

      I am glad to hear your brother is doing better.

    • Tammy Minton Haley September 2nd, 2014 at 1:21 pm

      Go, Brother! 🙂

  2. uzza September 2nd, 2014 at 10:52 am

    I like how he scratches his ass at 3:45.

    • Anomaly 100 September 2nd, 2014 at 10:57 am

      He was trying to massage his brain.

      • EnuffBull September 2nd, 2014 at 11:22 am

        You owe me a new monitor, as I just spewed coffee.

        • Anomaly 100 September 2nd, 2014 at 11:32 am

          Send Jason Spitzer the bill:-)

      • raincheck September 2nd, 2014 at 11:27 am

        lol lol … Maybe he was rubbing his eye…

      • uzza September 2nd, 2014 at 12:47 pm

        Gotta get those creative juices flowing.

    • Carla Akins September 2nd, 2014 at 11:35 am

      I used to sell cars – every salesmen on staff would scratch their balls as they walked across then sales floor. The receptionist yelled at them all the time on the loudspeaker.

      • allison1050 September 2nd, 2014 at 11:47 am


      • raincheck September 2nd, 2014 at 12:08 pm

        And then used the same hand to greet people…

    • craig7120 September 2nd, 2014 at 11:40 am

      You crack me up ^5

      As a fellow male he’s not our best representative, please forgive.

    • raincheck September 2nd, 2014 at 12:06 pm

      He did it so fast I wonder if he was pulling his underwear out of his crack?

  3. allison1050 September 2nd, 2014 at 10:57 am

    Frightening for someone so young to have short term memory loss.

    • MIAtheistGal September 2nd, 2014 at 12:57 pm

      More frightening he owns, and openly carries, multiple guns with those memory issues.

      • allison1050 September 2nd, 2014 at 1:42 pm

        Now THAT is certainly true combined with short term memory issues at his young age is something to be frightened of.

  4. raincheck September 2nd, 2014 at 11:31 am

    I halfway wonder if he did it, to disrespect Mr. Brown… to make a joke of it

    • allison1050 September 2nd, 2014 at 11:32 am

      It does make 1 wonder about that.

      • Carla Akins September 2nd, 2014 at 11:33 am

        I wonder if he’ll share those drugs

        • allison1050 September 2nd, 2014 at 11:46 am

          I wouldn’t want anything from those dirty fat fingers of his but that’s just me. ;-))

        • jasperjava September 2nd, 2014 at 11:51 am

          Right-wingers aren’t into sharing.

        • Chinese Democracy September 2nd, 2014 at 1:58 pm

          I think hes on bad drugs.. bath salts maybe?

  5. raincheck September 2nd, 2014 at 12:24 pm

    I was going to say something like “It must really suck when your the dumbest (well armed) dummy, in a group of (well armed) dummies”…. oops! Turns out he’s one of the founders! It makes sense now!!
    Dummy — “Jason, a socially inept young man who struggles to express his feelings”…. (Just sort of fits right in there somehow.)

  6. novenator September 2nd, 2014 at 12:54 pm

    Well, these people aren’t exactly rocket surgeons!

  7. ChrisVosburg September 2nd, 2014 at 2:07 pm

    Until watching this video (thanks, seven minutes I’ll never get back), I simply regarded the poor fellow as having had a camera-shy brain fart, can happen to anyone, no big whoop.

    After this tortuous rambling video apology, however…

  8. Billy Jackson September 2nd, 2014 at 3:01 pm

    Any of you really shocked? These are the same people who forget their guns are loaded when they end up shooting themselves looking down the barrel for round worms.

  9. whatthe46 September 2nd, 2014 at 5:57 pm

    there are some great comments here.