September 2, 2014 3:03 pm -

Susie at Crooks and Liars discovered this one via The Smoking Gun.


The couple told cops that they were walking on a downtown street after 2 AM when they happened upon Paul Hunter, 64, receiving oral sex from a woman. After being spotted by the duo, the woman “immediately left,” according to a Seattle Police Department report.

Hunter, police report, “got angry and started walking away northbound.” But after about half-a-block, he “turned around, pointed his gun at them” and fired a shot at the couple. “I’m going to kill you,” Hunter said, according to the victims…

A witness who lives near the alcove where Hunter was interrupted, said that he heard Hunter yelling at his female companion prior to the shooting. Cops noted that the witness recalled Hunter saying that he “had given the woman money and was angry at not getting anything in return. He heard them continue to talk about stepping into the alcove to finish things.”

The witness told investigators that while Hunter and the unidentified woman “were standing there, the victims rounded the corner and interrupted Hunter and the woman in what they were doing.” As Hunter walked away, the witness added, he turned and fired a single shot (which did not strike the victims).[su_sky_ad]


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14 responses to Tuxedoed Gun Owner Shoots At Couple Who Rudely Interrupt Him Having Oral Sex In Public

  1. Anomaly 100 September 2nd, 2014 at 3:06 pm

    “Rudely.” Lulz.

  2. edmeyer_able September 2nd, 2014 at 3:08 pm

    Don’t know why but I thought this would be #floridaman.

    • rg9rts September 3rd, 2014 at 7:52 am


  3. Pilotshark September 2nd, 2014 at 3:12 pm

    guess he didn’t want to go home haft cocked.

  4. Mike Butkus Jr. September 2nd, 2014 at 3:17 pm

    This article is totally confusing. Whose gun was in whose mouth, and the guy was upset so he shot one off? Will a responsible gun owner please explain this to me.

  5. edmeyer_able September 2nd, 2014 at 3:30 pm

    I used to belong to a support group for premature ejaculation….never made it to a meeting on time.

    • tiredoftea September 2nd, 2014 at 3:45 pm

      Always early, eh?

      • edmeyer_able September 2nd, 2014 at 3:46 pm

        Crap just realized I told that wrong lmao.

      • mmaynard119 September 2nd, 2014 at 6:45 pm

        T2 – Rinse and then spit it out.

  6. tiredoftea September 2nd, 2014 at 3:49 pm

    Certainly a different kind of open carry going on there.

  7. edmeyer_able September 2nd, 2014 at 3:53 pm

    Only guessing here but I bet his ‘gun’ was a snub nose .38

  8. R.J. Carter September 2nd, 2014 at 4:15 pm

    At first I thought they interrupted the man with their oral sex. Now I understand they interrupted his oral sex. One of those two is certain deserving of a warning shot.

  9. Abby Normal September 2nd, 2014 at 4:19 pm

    Ammosexuals are very sensitive about Shootus Interruptus.

  10. mmaynard119 September 2nd, 2014 at 6:43 pm

    I always hate when this happens.