September 8, 2014 9:14 pm -



D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

29 responses to Pastor Resigns After Referring To Women As ‘Penis Homes’

  1. edmeyer_able September 8th, 2014 at 9:37 pm

    As long as there are people like this The Daily Show, SNL, the Colbert Report, and the 5 Late Show hosts will always have material.

  2. KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker September 8th, 2014 at 9:44 pm

    And this is the obscene diatribe that passes as religious speech in our country today. Why aren’t the Mega-Churches and in fact, all of the billion dollar evangelical boondoggle empires of hate and intolerance paying any taxes? These disgusting dogmatic charlatans are exactly like the Taliban and ISIS.

    • juicyfruityyy September 8th, 2014 at 10:48 pm

      I think all the churches should pay taxes. So much of our land and taxes are being used for false religious practices.

  3. mmaynard119 September 8th, 2014 at 9:52 pm

    It’s never a good thing to make fun of the homeless, like he is.

  4. Guy Lauten September 8th, 2014 at 10:04 pm

    “I often point out that there are two ways to dehumanize someone; demonization and idolization. After reading Driscoll, I’m pretty sure I’ll need to add a third way, but I’m not sure what to call it”

    It’s called “objectification”, and the “christian” Taliban have it buried very tightly into their tiny, little worlds.

  5. Anomaly 100 September 8th, 2014 at 10:11 pm

    Soooo glad I have vajayjay.

    • Suzanne McFly September 9th, 2014 at 6:49 am

      The vaj lets us keep the brains in our head rather then our little penis’ and we don’t make ridiculous statements like he does and even better, we don’t think these types of idiotic thoughts.

      • edmeyer_able September 9th, 2014 at 7:57 am

        As long as we’re pointing out advantages and disadvantages, I can pitch a tent……so there’s that.

      • Anomaly 100 September 9th, 2014 at 11:05 am

        Too bad that the GOP keeps trying to get all up in our vajayjays though. It’s sooo uncomfortable.

        • Kamen September 9th, 2014 at 7:47 pm

          How so? I’ve only met Republicans that acted like Big Dicks. Never met one that actually was a Big Dick.

          • Anomaly 100 September 9th, 2014 at 9:05 pm

            ORLY? Have you met Congress?

  6. juicyfruityyy September 8th, 2014 at 10:45 pm

    One thing, I have noticed about these, suppose to be, Christian Pastors. They all seem to be sexual preoccupied. He should have been put out to pasture; a long time ago.

  7. jasperjava September 8th, 2014 at 10:50 pm

    The right-wing fundamentalist version of “Christianity” is nothing but a vicious, brutal, hateful cult.

    • Kamen September 9th, 2014 at 7:48 pm

      You forgot “Money Maker”.

  8. rachel grey September 9th, 2014 at 12:07 am

    so, if this man thinks that a vagina is a home for a penis, he better jump back because my house is armed and will shoot/tear apart any intruder…. thanks be to GODDESS!

    • fahvel September 9th, 2014 at 2:37 am

      oh please, just let the psycho knock and then rip the crud to slaw.

  9. Larry Schmitt September 9th, 2014 at 7:40 am

    Memoirs of a penis: It was dark, then it was light, then it was dark, then it was light…

    • whatthe46 September 9th, 2014 at 2:23 pm


  10. Christopher Callihan September 9th, 2014 at 7:56 am

    Charlatans and grifters the lot.

  11. Shades September 9th, 2014 at 9:44 am

    I wonder how often his penis’ “home” has considered running away from him?

  12. Khary A September 9th, 2014 at 10:12 am

    SO in the name of science I performed an experiment. I just called my GF and told her that her body was a penis home for…me. First she laughed, realized I was “serious” then I was single. I have concluded that the speed of the aforementioned dumping is what physicists have been searching for…true evidence of Faster Than Light capability, if only we could harness it’s power. NOW, on to my theories on how to cure homelessness. I’ll be in the lab if you need me…Ladies.

    • William September 9th, 2014 at 12:11 pm

      So telling her that you believe a woman is actually a life support system for a vagina is probably completely out of the question huh?

      • Khary A September 9th, 2014 at 12:21 pm

        M’yeah I don’t think that one will go over too well…I’m sure they wouldn’t find my body after that one.

  13. William September 9th, 2014 at 11:55 am

    “The first thing to know about your penis is, that despite the way it may see, it is not your penis. Ultimately, God created you and it is his penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while”.
    Not sure if that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever read but it’s at least in the top ten. Wish I had been there.
    I could have yelled (before I was ejected).
    1.” Well God must really like black dudes”.
    2. ” You sure talk a lot about dicks for a straight guy”
    Clearly this is not a smart man.

    • Kamen September 9th, 2014 at 7:44 pm

      Yes GOD DOES really like BLACK Dudes, so friggin much he allowed them to be Slaves, Underemployed and Over Prosecuted by The Judicial System. But we will look over all of that in favor of a Large Penis. Gee thanks God!!!!

  14. William September 9th, 2014 at 12:36 pm

  15. Bunya September 9th, 2014 at 2:19 pm

    So, if a penis doesn’t have a “home”, can it collect welfare?
    I know lots of women who “rent out” their vaginas, but as far as I know, renting vaginas is only legal in Nevada.

  16. craig7120 September 9th, 2014 at 8:16 pm

    Yeah but he said it in church so its ok, the most unbelievable things are said in church.

  17. fibergurl September 17th, 2014 at 5:42 am

    Sooo god is the penile monster who loans his detachable members to dicks…that makes sense. O.o????