By
September 8, 2014 12:12 pm - NewsBehavingBadly.com

James O’Keefe was looking to show how easy it is for a terrorist to get into America.

[su_center_ad]

‘On the eve of the 9/11 anniversary our man, dressed as an ISIS terrorist was able to cross Lake Eris, walk off a boat into Cleveland, Ohio – and into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame,’ guerrilla documentarian James O’Keefe narrates.

‘At no point did anyone even question [him] or ask him what he was carrying in his suspicious brown duffel bag.’ …

In the short gonzo documentary, O’Keefe meets up with a ‘terrorist’ who has hired a boat to bring him from Ontario to the middle of Lake Erie. The two exchange pleasantries as the pretend jihadi transfers to O’Keefe’s American-piloted craft.

‘On August 17 we stole Ebola from a lab in Liberia,’ he says in the script. ‘We took he bandages and the bedsheets and then we covered ourselves in it and hoped that we’d get infected.

‘The incubation period is about 21 days, and it’s been about – 21 days.’

His jihadi character in this latest video also carries with him a container marked ‘ricin.’

Playing the part to the hilt, the actor points to a fresh-water intake port that serves the Cleveland, Ohio metropolitan area, and tells O’Keefe, ‘The water supply is over there. If we put it in there, it will kill a lot of Americans.’

Staring into the camera, O’Keefe clarifies that the terrorist, his ricin and his Ebola-soaked linens are make-believe – but warns that ‘anyone can cross this border. You could cross in a Jet-Ski if you wanted to.’

[su_csky_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

78 responses to Prankster O’Keefe Slips Into U.S. Via Canada As Ebola-Infected ISIS Terrorist

  1. Carla Akins September 8th, 2014 at 12:22 pm

    What a jackass.

  2. M D Reese September 8th, 2014 at 12:24 pm

    Wrong border, you clown.
    I love the container marked “ricin”. It reminds me of the old Batman TV series where all the props were labeled.

    • R.J. Carter September 8th, 2014 at 12:25 pm

      How was it the wrong border?

      (Yes, he should have had white lettering across his chest that said “Terrorist #1”)

  3. Anomaly 100 September 8th, 2014 at 12:40 pm

    “At no point did anyone even question [him].”

    That’s because they were thinking, ‘OH it’s just that d*ck James O’Keefe again.”

    • Mike Butkus Jr. September 8th, 2014 at 12:52 pm

      On a conservative web site he was dressed up (with mask) of one dead Osama Bin laden crossing the Mexico boarder boasting how no one saw him. I commented the same thing and they took it down. lol

      • Anomaly 100 September 8th, 2014 at 1:15 pm

        Heh. I wrote about that incident. I’m fairly certain that all border patrol agents know that Osama bin Laden is dead, so that mask was sort of weird.

      • Candide Thirtythree September 8th, 2014 at 2:51 pm

        Everything he does is stupid but most of it is not illegal because he is just pretending…. if they arrested people for dressing up and pretending to be someone they aren’t then LARPers would be in trouble too and we can’t have that.

    • mea_mark September 8th, 2014 at 12:56 pm

      The NSA probably knows all about it and watched it unfold from the beginning. Probably thinking, this won’t happen because we watch things to closely but let’s just go ahead and let the idiots think they can do this and we will catch them when they try. Misinformation is a great tool when it comes to national security. If the government can keep us more secure by letting people do stuff like this, why not?

  4. William September 8th, 2014 at 1:18 pm

    Oh that’s just f*ckin great, them immy-grints is now sneakin in from Ebola.

    • ddanimald September 8th, 2014 at 3:49 pm

      It’s “gimmie runts”. With TB.

      • mea_mark September 8th, 2014 at 3:54 pm

        Now you are doing nothing but trolling. I hope you had fun because I am now done with you. Goodbye.

        • Candide Thirtythree September 8th, 2014 at 4:36 pm

          Thank you!!!!! That amount of stupid is toxic to intelligent lifeforms.

  5. ddanimald September 8th, 2014 at 1:22 pm

    It’s funny how selfhating “world citizens ” tolerate this low/no security at our borders even as the eve of the 9-11 terrorists attack approaches. “Let’s make fun of the messenger ” not the message. Liberals deserve the slavery they crave.

    • BillTheCat45 September 8th, 2014 at 1:25 pm

      Go cry me a river, princess. No one cares about your shreeking hysteria, nor your pathetic loser O’Keefe, a known criminal and liar.

      • ddanimald September 8th, 2014 at 1:46 pm

        I can hear your lisp as you type. Your STD’s are no doubt “imported”. lol
        Btw, that’s not a pic of “bill the cat” . I bet you look alot more like the real bill the cat than that avatar does. Te he giggle snort.
        😉

        • Candide Thirtythree September 8th, 2014 at 2:48 pm

          OK, you have to go troll…

          • ddanimald September 8th, 2014 at 2:53 pm

            Twang! I guess I struck a nerve. You must be what they call a “bottom ” lol

          • Candide Thirtythree September 8th, 2014 at 3:03 pm

            I have never been on the bottom of anything, I am an educated liberal elite… remember?

        • BillTheCat45 September 8th, 2014 at 2:51 pm

          That all you got Mr. Internet Nobody Coward? Aww, bet you’re still butt-hurt over a black man sitting in your White House, loser. Enjoy the next 2 years and two terms of President Hillary, shit heel 🙂

          • ddanimald September 8th, 2014 at 3:09 pm

            I actually helped on Alan Keyes campaign. But your a race baiter. Why do you like hurting children, old people and animals?

          • Candide Thirtythree September 8th, 2014 at 4:34 pm

            You are a liar, you ave already been caught in many lies so we must assume that everything you say is a lie.

          • BillTheCat45 September 8th, 2014 at 7:10 pm

            LOL ALAN KEYES the fucking BIRTHER LOSER HAHAHAHAHAHA wow

            Talk about an Oreo who will never hold public office

          • jasperjava September 9th, 2014 at 1:34 am

            “I actually helped on Alan Keyes campaign.”

            Wow. Hard to believe that anyone would willingly admit that. That’s like saying, “I’m an ignorant delusional paranoid psychopath”.

          • ddanimald September 8th, 2014 at 3:15 pm

            You mean la casa solo mitad blanco!

          • BillTheCat45 September 8th, 2014 at 7:09 pm

            Thx for sharing.

    • William September 8th, 2014 at 1:44 pm

      “even as the eve of the 9-11 terrorists attack approaches”.
      Thank you citizen.

      • ddanimald September 8th, 2014 at 1:56 pm

        Willie,
        Who would you call the worst terrorist? Osama bin Laden or G.W. Bush?

        • William September 8th, 2014 at 2:14 pm

          Based on what? Body count? Compared to Bush Osama was an amateur.

          • ddanimald September 8th, 2014 at 2:26 pm

            I guess that would make president Ebola even worse. Also by not answering, you have answered.

          • Candide Thirtythree September 8th, 2014 at 2:48 pm

            not even close to the millions Bush killed whether it was withholding health care or weakening regulations or directly killing them through fake wars that he started to pad his stock portfolio.

          • ddanimald September 8th, 2014 at 3:05 pm

            If you like your doctor….
            The average plan will go down $2,500/ yr.
            Healthcare for the same price as your phone bill.
            An internet video caused our Libyan ambassador’s death.
            No one gave a stand down order.
            “I will close gitmo”
            Lois Lerner apologized for no reason.
            I could go on and on.
            You are easily deceived.

          • Candide Thirtythree September 8th, 2014 at 4:32 pm

            all thoroughly debunked RWNJ lies and you know it, but you can’t help yourself, being a conservative means you are unwilling or unable to change your evil ways.

          • Dwendt44 September 8th, 2014 at 7:11 pm

            And immune to facts.

        • William September 8th, 2014 at 2:15 pm

          BTW, how many liberal-land ID’s are you up to now?

          • ddanimald September 8th, 2014 at 2:21 pm

            Just one. First timer. I should stay away though cuz verbally abusing self hating people shouldn’t be as fun as it is. If they were actually seeking truth, then we could actually talk.

          • Candide Thirtythree September 8th, 2014 at 2:45 pm

            Liar, even fact checking organizations say the republicans lie 300% more than democrats … but you people don’t need no fact checking… right Romney?

          • Candide Thirtythree September 8th, 2014 at 3:02 pm

            I bet Anomaly knows, she is probably keeping a banned troll folder LOL!

          • mea_mark September 8th, 2014 at 3:30 pm

            This appears to be a new troll.

          • William September 9th, 2014 at 9:10 am

            The style of writing and the tired old troll catch phrases look very familiar.

          • mea_mark September 9th, 2014 at 9:37 am

            It could be. If you change internet service provider and set up a new accounts across the board it is possible to start over fresh. That is a lot to do just to troll but if you were changing isp anyway and your life is empty, why not troll away all fresh like.

        • Candide Thirtythree September 8th, 2014 at 2:44 pm

          GWB of course he killed millions in his 8 years, many of them Americans.

          • ddanimald September 8th, 2014 at 3:45 pm

            Millions?

        • ChrisVosburg September 8th, 2014 at 6:14 pm

          I wouldn’t call Dubya a terrorist. Genocidal monster, yeah, but terrorist, not so much.

      • Tom Ward September 8th, 2014 at 6:00 pm

        William your image could apply to either GW or Obama. We are irrationally paranoid of ISIS. The Obama admin is doing the wrong thing by intervening.

  6. BillTheCat45 September 8th, 2014 at 1:23 pm

    James O’Keefe, the poster child for the phrase “Get A Life”.

  7. Dwendt44 September 8th, 2014 at 1:32 pm

    Where are all those trigger happy militia when you need them?

    • Candide Thirtythree September 8th, 2014 at 2:42 pm

      They are on his side

  8. ddanimald September 8th, 2014 at 2:57 pm

    I am going to have to tell my conservative friends about this site so that this echo chamber has more than 20 readers.

    • mea_mark September 8th, 2014 at 3:39 pm

      You might want to warn them that it is heavily moderated and they may end up having their comments deleted if they troll too much. Would hate to see your conservative friends waste too much time here for nothing. Civil thoughtful discussion is welcome, trolling is not.

      • M D Reese September 8th, 2014 at 5:48 pm

        And we appreciate that.

    • Anomaly 100 September 8th, 2014 at 7:29 pm

      More than 20? Jinkies, that you!

  9. Candide Thirtythree September 8th, 2014 at 3:00 pm

    Maybe the Mexican and Canadian governments should arrest him for crossing into their countries illegally?

    Remember when Cheney had to be smuggled out of Canada because someone was going to turn him over to the Hague to stand trial for his war crimes?

    • M D Reese September 8th, 2014 at 5:54 pm

      Curses! foiled again!
      Seriously, I’d love to see him get picked up.

  10. Obewon September 8th, 2014 at 3:59 pm

    O’Keefe only fools himself. DHS Watchlist or InterPol terrorists aren’t allowed into Canada! And good luck buying enough ricin precursor without alerting authorities.

    O’Keefe loves these four convicted Georgia tea party terrorists: Two Georgia, USA ricin terrorists pleaded guilty in a Sovereign citizen/Patriot Militia anarchist plot. Both received 5 year sentences. http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/north-ga-men-sentenced-terror-plot/nRHbC/ The other two Georgia militia members were convicted in January, 2014. http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/01/17/ricin-georgia-guilty/4592157/

    • Chinese Democracy September 8th, 2014 at 8:02 pm

      when are you people going to take this seriously?! A Muslim prayer rug has already been found at the border. MUSLIM get it? Ok on second glance it seems to be a soccer jersey..

      • Obewon September 8th, 2014 at 9:11 pm

        Exactly Andy! And another thing, the Ebola virus dies within 3 minutes on a doorknob or any other inanimate object e.g. “Ebola-soaked linens.”

  11. JMax September 8th, 2014 at 4:37 pm

    Too bad a drone couldn’t have put a missile right up O’Keefe’s keefster.

    • M D Reese September 9th, 2014 at 10:42 pm

      “Keefster”. I like that. We should call him that from now on.

  12. M D Reese September 8th, 2014 at 5:52 pm

    Here’s a little fantasy I’ve been having:
    James O’Keefe pulls a stunt like this on the border between Texas and Mexico and gets shot up by the open-carry vigilante militia crowd. They’d both get to make their point, and it’d be a win-win for the rest of us.

    • Roctuna September 8th, 2014 at 7:33 pm

      I hadn’t planned on logging in, then you made me.

      • M D Reese September 9th, 2014 at 10:42 pm

        (So sorry)

  13. tiredoftea September 8th, 2014 at 7:11 pm

    How much time did he spend editing this masterpiece to make it appear as if he actually did this stuff?

  14. Roctuna September 8th, 2014 at 7:34 pm

    What’s his point? That we should mine Lake Erie?

    • greenfloyd September 9th, 2014 at 12:45 am

      I think his “point” in this piece and his other slap-stick Osama crossing the Rio Grande, is our borders present little obstacle to anyone wishing to come here and do harm. This “point” is most relevant, IMHO, along our Southern border considering the corrupt Border Patrol there and the number of people, drugs, guns and who-knows-what go back and forth with near impunity.

      • Robyn Ryan September 9th, 2014 at 12:49 pm

        a border is a line on a piece of paper.

        • greenfloyd September 9th, 2014 at 10:40 pm

          …often drawn with blood!

      • Roctuna September 9th, 2014 at 6:34 pm

        The war on drugs does foster immense corruption, you’re right about that. I don’t think it’s possible to stop a determined smuggler or terrorist at the border, no matter what is done. This country is open on all 4 sides. I do think we have to live with a large degree of openness in a free society but that comes with risk.

        • greenfloyd September 9th, 2014 at 11:05 pm

          That’s the challenge: maintain both freedom and security. Yet, big difference between smuggler and terrorist. While both can be violent that’s not the smuggler’s main agenda, the other’s a psychopath bent on murder and mayhem. Along the US/Mexico border add thousands of refugees and others seeking out family, a better life, and corrupt law enforcement on both sides of the border and the situation is what we have today, chaos and lawlessness.

    • ChrisVosburg September 9th, 2014 at 12:47 am

      Again, in classic O’Keefian clumsy deceptive editing, the feller in the boat with James is saying he’s seen coast guard boats “a time or two,” and seems to be about to add something to that but is oddly cut off at this point in the edit (at about the 2 minute mark).

  15. ChrisVosburg September 8th, 2014 at 8:08 pm

    Thank you James, for showing all potential attendees of the 2016 RNC convention in Cleveland just how vulnerable the city is; they’ll be staying away in droves, no doubt.

  16. juicyfruityyy September 8th, 2014 at 8:23 pm

    Maybe, we should lock O’Keefe, in quarantine. Until we can verify his story and prove he isn’t a danger to society.

  17. Antonio Gomez September 8th, 2014 at 11:12 pm

    its not hom giving ideas to the terrorist???or is him hoping that something like that happen???

  18. greenfloyd September 9th, 2014 at 12:24 am

    Very entertaining and provocative. Plausible? I don’t know. History should remind us Lake Erie was once a favorite smuggling route for Canadian booze during America’s failed “Great Experiment” called Prohibition.

    • Robyn Ryan September 9th, 2014 at 12:48 pm

      How do you think Joe Kennedy made his money?

      • greenfloyd September 9th, 2014 at 11:32 pm

        Yup! Same as it ever was, only the names and places have changed. The rich fully understand how to increase profits on any drug in demand, make and keep it illegal… and have lots of muscle to do their dirty work and politicans to do their “legal” work.

  19. ChrisVosburg September 9th, 2014 at 12:39 am

    Given O’Keefe’s penchant for dishonesty, I’m going to assume that the reason the teenage mutant ninja terrorist is shown only from the chest down in all footage shot after he leaves the boat is because he’s no longer wearing the attention-drawing hood.

    Further I note that he gets no further than the entryway of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame before videorecording abruptly ends. Shortly after this, he would at the least be stopped and asked to show his ticket, and in all probability, open the “suspicious duffel bag,” which I have no doubt at this point does not contain any of the things shown earlier.

    The RRHoF does not allow many things to be brought into the museum, including contraband, drugs, food, drink, glass contaners, flash photography, etc., so again, here’s O’Keefe being O’Keefe, at the very least simply dishonest, and at most just an appallingly untalented low-rent ratfucker.

  20. Robyn Ryan September 9th, 2014 at 12:47 pm

    This guy loves to play dress up.

  21. Alyson Chadwick September 16th, 2014 at 11:24 am

    Wow. So absurd it passes the point where it could be funny to just sad. His parents must be proud.