September 8, 2014 12:48 pm -

It’s amazing that Jim Garlow knows what plans God has for us when we shuffle off our mortal coils.


On TV, I have listened to the comments about her life from people who, among other things, have been married five times, are equally foulmouthed and some who are known for their willfully sinful and “degeneres” practices.

During these moments, my reflections are different, as I come from a different “kingdom.” May I respectfully appeal to scriptural truth, as opposed to the idolizing of practices that are dishonoring to God? Going against the extolling crowd, may I have permission to be contrarian?

I sincerely hope Joan Rivers repented in her final hours. All of us must repent for sin in our lives, if we are to enter into God’s glorious heaven. Without that spirit of repentance before God, along with heartfelt contrition, another place awaits us – you remember, that other place that no one ever wants to mention…

So the so-called “experts” are on all the TV shows talking about Rivers. One has been married five times. Another is so vile, his humor cannot be aired. Another champions immorality. They lift up Rivers’ “talent.” Yes, she was talented, but I say she abused it. And many were harmed by it.[su_csky_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

27 responses to Right-Wing Christian Pastor Announces Joan Rivers Is Going To Hell

  1. NW10 September 8th, 2014 at 1:08 pm

    • Larry Schmitt September 8th, 2014 at 5:32 pm

      Amen to that.

  2. William September 8th, 2014 at 1:15 pm

    Yeah OK.

    • granpa.usthai September 9th, 2014 at 5:11 pm

      ouch! – I didn’t think hippies were allowed to touch you there?

  3. MIAtheistGal September 8th, 2014 at 1:18 pm

    And I would want to spend eternity with this ass why?

    • Larry Schmitt September 8th, 2014 at 5:35 pm

      Don’t worry, the only way you’re going to the same place as him is if you get to watch him burn for eternity. Because if there is a heaven, the one type of person I’m pretty sure ain’t going there is the type that presumes to know who’s going to hell.

      • Tammy Minton Haley September 8th, 2014 at 7:03 pm

        you win

    • granpa.usthai September 9th, 2014 at 4:54 pm

      X-act -lee!
      endless feasting without no sh*tters won’t be fun for very long.

  4. jasperjava September 8th, 2014 at 1:28 pm

    Isn’t Joan Rivers Jewish? According to right-wing fundamentalist bigots, she’s going to Hell anyway.

    But I find it funny that this bigoted “pastor” believes that God punishes you for guilt-by-association. Joan Rivers is going to Hell because she received praise from people he considers to be sinners. Well, Jesus hung out with publicans, prostitutes, tax collectors, etc.

    • Dwendt44 September 8th, 2014 at 1:29 pm

      Jesus wasn’t a christian anyway.

      • M D Reese September 8th, 2014 at 1:35 pm

        …and if he came back, christianity would be the first thing he’d do away with.

        • fahvel September 8th, 2014 at 2:31 pm

          nah, he’d quietly turn around and ask his pop why he fkt up so royally. Then he would quietly slink out of sight.

        • Larry Schmitt September 8th, 2014 at 5:35 pm

          At least most of the christians.

      • granpa.usthai September 9th, 2014 at 5:10 pm

        -neither is his ‘biblical’ DAD!

  5. Dwendt44 September 8th, 2014 at 1:28 pm

    Since she was Jewish, I’m sure all christians will hope she goes to hell.

    • M D Reese September 8th, 2014 at 4:31 pm

      …and I’ll bet that Joan doesn’t give a rat’s ass what they hope.

    • granpa.usthai September 9th, 2014 at 4:51 pm

      what’s all this talk about Mrs. Rosie (fo, fo, fo) being a Jew?
      Just because her mother and father were Jews, her siblings were Jews, her children and grandchildren are Jews, she was raised Jewish, she cooked Jewish, dressed Jewish and had a really sexy Brooklyn Jewish accent, doesn’t necessarily mean she was a Jew.
      -and, even if she was a Jew, doesn’t necessarily mean the WHITE AMERICAN KRISTIAN GOD will send her to hell.
      OK, if she was ever interviewed on the Alan Colmes Radio Talk Show, (assuming he would allow a Jew to be interviewed) she would have gotten a ‘get out of hell free’ card, anyway, which is almost guaranteed to work (for $9.99/week what do you expect?) when the WHITE AMERIKAN KRISTIAN GOD judges all things not ‘kosher’.

      now we know why some of the Israeli Citizens ain’t exactly so ‘kosher’ with the WHITE REICH WING AMERIKAN KRISTIAN CHURCHGOERS.

  6. M D Reese September 8th, 2014 at 1:36 pm

    Come to think of if, where’s the WBC been? You’d think that they would have threatened to picket her funeral?

  7. R J September 8th, 2014 at 3:07 pm

    Given that there is no such thing as god, means there is no heaven or hell, this is just another small penis right winger seeking attention

    • Cosmic_Surfer September 8th, 2014 at 8:39 pm

      {ZAP!! ZAP!!!! crackle…}

      Captain? er, um…Captain? {sifting through a pile of ash}

  8. Airedelapaz September 8th, 2014 at 4:21 pm

    Dude, take that plank out of your eye.

  9. Tammy Minton Haley September 8th, 2014 at 7:08 pm

    oh, dear…nothing like that “christian” love, huh?

  10. Suzanne McFly September 8th, 2014 at 7:46 pm

    I see what he is doing, he is apparently going to hell due to all the hate he stirs up and he knows this, so he wants to have entertainment there while he is there for eternity and his dream obviously is to have Joan there making wise cracks.

    • granpa.usthai September 9th, 2014 at 4:29 pm

      reckon he’ll be ‘fo, fo, fo-ing’ when he tries to look her up in eternity?

      • Suzanne McFly September 9th, 2014 at 5:18 pm

        I hate to admit this, but I am not sure what your reply means. What does the “fo, fo, fo-ing” mean?

  11. juicyfruityyy September 8th, 2014 at 8:14 pm

    With Joan’s sense of humor. She probably would agree with him. But I’m sure she would add other words to the discussion.

  12. granpa.usthai September 9th, 2014 at 5:19 pm

    I think I’ll just wait to see what ‘judgement’ the luscious little hottie Mrs. Betty Bowers (America’s BEST christian) passes down first. Might not agree, but if they could install a mirror in her shower – just for a glamour effect – …..?