September 10, 2014 1:00 pm -

A Sarasota, Florida thief decided to take a nap Monday before making off with the homeowner’s jewelry. When police arrived on the scene, after being alerted by a maid, they found Dion Davis taking a nap, so they took a picture of the sleeping burglar.


[su_center_ad]According to the Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office, when a maid went in to clean a home, she found an open kitchen window and a strange man asleep on a bed so she called 911.

When Deputy J. Allen arrived on the scene, he discovered open drawers, expensive items set aside around the house and a black bag by the front door, according to the incident report.

Dion Davis was charged with residential burglary of an unoccupied residence, according to First Coast News.

, Dep. Allen found Dion Davis fast asleep. In fact, Davis was so fast asleep inside the bedroom next to a bag of jewelry. The deputy snapped a picture for evidence before waking him up and reading him his Miranda rights.

Mr. Davis should look into getting a desk job when he gets out of prison. Stealing from other people can be such a strenuous job. [su_csky_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

2 responses to Burglar Breaks Into Home, Takes A Nap With Bag Of Jewelry Next To Him

  1. juicyfruityyy September 10th, 2014 at 1:32 pm

    This must have been real hard work for him. Well, he have a bed to sleep in now!!

  2. EnuffBull September 10th, 2014 at 2:59 pm

    Florida: you have crazy AND lazy criminals.