Commuters Shocked When Statue Of Satan With An Enormous Schlong Is Erected
A rogue artist erected a bright red, fully nude statue of Satan upon an empty pedestal in Vancouver, Canada two nights ago, and naturally, the Dark One has a huge pecker.
According to Happy Place, the statue suddenly appeared along the highly trafficked Grandview Highway in the city’s Grandview-Woodlands neighborhood, where it could be seen by literally thousands of commuters before the city stepped in to tear it down.
So there stood Satan with his family jewels hanging out for the world to see. I’m not sure if commuters were terrorized by the sudden appearance of Beelzebub, or whether they were terrified by his large penis. Clearly, they thought Beez (I can call you Beez, right?) was known for having a tiny peen, then suddenly the Devil’s penis was enough to make a porn star blush.
My friend Tiffany Willis at Liberal America posted this story, too. So, being a good friend, I’m stealing an image from her.
Clearly, this is a sign of the End Times, because pensies.
Warning: Contains image of the Evil One’s manly parts:
H/T: The incomparable @CarlaAkins with thanks.
Carla Akins September 10th, 2014 at 9:06 pm
He’s adorable.
tiredoftea September 10th, 2014 at 9:18 pm
And, long lasting, too.
fancypants September 10th, 2014 at 9:07 pm
Posted by: Anomaly100
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I have a special song for you dear…..
and thanks for posting )
http://youtu.be/mRdQggl2MbM
Anomaly 100 September 10th, 2014 at 9:10 pm
I must be if I’m writing about Beezlebub’s man parts:-)
Thanks for the song. Right back at ya’!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBmAPYkPeYU
tiredoftea September 10th, 2014 at 9:19 pm
Damned Canadians!
granpa.usthai September 11th, 2014 at 1:09 am
– they always do seem to over exaggerate the ‘irrelevant’ body parts.
juicyfruityyy September 10th, 2014 at 9:26 pm
LOL. He looks like a standard male.
whatthe46 September 10th, 2014 at 10:29 pm
“standard?” that’s it.
granpa.usthai September 11th, 2014 at 1:05 am
from the world of mini micros, thanks a lot!
edmeyer_able September 10th, 2014 at 9:33 pm
Surprised to see the Prince of Darkness has a navel and was circumcised.
Tommy6860 September 10th, 2014 at 9:41 pm
Did anyone catch the double entendre in the headline? Anomaly is sneaky isn’t she? :P.
Anomaly 100 September 10th, 2014 at 9:42 pm
Glad you noticed:-)
granpa.usthai September 11th, 2014 at 1:02 am
Sigh! -you have such pretty typing, Anomaly. Anytime you want to talk about an enormous schlong in an erected state, feel free.
Might not be able to be of much help, but I do pack a 3/4″ diameter X 2-1/2″ long 16g 10% pepper spray canister where allowed, if that’ll impress you?
Anomaly 100 September 11th, 2014 at 8:27 am
Oooo pepper spray!
granpa.usthai September 11th, 2014 at 8:40 am
-uh-
(at a complete loss of how to respond)
-ok?-
-?-
granpa.usthai September 10th, 2014 at 10:48 pm
LL fuzzed out my close up, but I’ll take your word for it. Wouldn’t doubt that an entire new religion sprouts up (so to speak) and maybe even locates near certain traditional ones.
Bunya September 10th, 2014 at 10:36 pm
Now that’s one enormous wiener! It’s amazing the dark lord is able to stand erect (pun intended) with all that manhood weighing him down!
granpa.usthai September 10th, 2014 at 10:45 pm
and well over 6,000 years old at that!
fahvel September 11th, 2014 at 3:41 am
I guess if we pay attention to history we might realize that Satan is about 6 billion years old and created his little cousin 6000 years ago for a game of chance with Zeus.
granpa.usthai September 10th, 2014 at 10:42 pm
-so, if there was a nation that professed ‘freedom of religion’ and a religion just happened to use Satan’s erection as their religious icon (sorta like a fishie symbol) and had big statues in front of their place of ‘worship’ and maybe big statues on top of their buildings of ‘worship’, then what?
uzza September 10th, 2014 at 10:55 pm
then you’re probably in Japan
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/07/japan-penis-festival-kanamara-matsuri_n_5106378.html
granpa.usthai September 11th, 2014 at 12:43 am
what if a religious sect were to arise in the USA that thought they were turning Japanese? I mean, what if during a Sunday morning meeting at Westside Baptist (or any independent Baptist church/university) there was a lot of construction going on outside and when they opened the front doors to leave… WOWZERS! in their faces so to speak. Would the Wanker Wowzers be protected under the 1st amendment, or could the Baptist have the new religious emblems torn down?
M D Reese September 12th, 2014 at 5:55 pm
Well, this did happen:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/she-the-people/wp/2013/03/21/rainbow-house-fights-westboro-baptist-with-love/
William September 10th, 2014 at 10:58 pm
http://youtu.be/8U1Jv5JoxaM
MarcoZandrini September 11th, 2014 at 2:46 am
Cheney????
causeican September 11th, 2014 at 7:32 am
Now I’m jealous of Satan.
rg9rts September 11th, 2014 at 10:20 am
So both were erected
CHOCOL8MILK September 11th, 2014 at 10:56 pm
Ha-ha!!!